Ophious
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Ophious

Pathfinder kinda fun, Male, 22, from New Home

3 teeth were shattered, need a root canal, pain Mar 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM

    1. Ophious
      Ophious
      When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it....
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Isnt that for your education?
        Sep 26, 2019
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        We just want the best for you~
        Sep 27, 2019
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Ohhh~

        Glasses~
        \o/

        It seem to disappear whenever I try to find it.......then reappear on top of my desk
        Sep 27, 2019
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    2. Skullie
      Skullie
      |wo)
      *take out a bag large enough to fit a person*
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        *foam from mouth*
        @~@
        *is experiencing the aftermath of a dumb decision*
        Sep 27, 2019
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      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        You heard him he's experience the aftermath of the dumb decision of trusting ophi......

        So 911 with the witness testimony please take ophi away and take skullie to the hospital
        Sep 27, 2019
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      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        @.@
        *silently cling to ophi*
        Sep 28, 2019
    3. Raneday
      Raneday
      It's time now for the annual

      Ophious death defy... I mean Ophious Death Attracting Acts!!!
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      3. 911
        911
        *calling an artillery support*
        Sep 25, 2019
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Tea isn't nasty... *pouts*
        Sep 25, 2019
      5. Das
        Das
        *scratches another death mark for ophi* scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch...........
        Sep 26, 2019
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    4. Enigma
      Enigma
      *places a beware of interstellar clownlike creatures sign here*
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        Hey its rude to call others clownlike! Especially your son!
        Sep 24, 2019
      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        Eh who said I was talking about you, I was talking about some of the guest who I invited to stay here~
        Sep 24, 2019
    5. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *leave a hot cup of coffee near @Ophious *
      1. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        *leaves... nothing... the tea is mine!*
        Sep 24, 2019
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        But theres no tea?!
        Also i read thst as hot pot of coffee and imagined hot pot but instead of soup you used coffee instead
        Sep 24, 2019
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        *place shrimp in ophis coffee*

        Come on guys ophi wants hotpot so we need to add more ingredients ~
        Sep 24, 2019
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    6. Ophious
      Ophious
      If one door closes and another door opens... your house is probably haunted....
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      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        if both doors close then go through the window
        Sep 24, 2019
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Have you learned nothing from spongebob squarepants! The ghost probably already replaced the window with rubber and glued it shut so you can't break it or open it anymore!
        Sep 24, 2019
    7. Skullie
      Skullie
      *lick*
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *hug rane*
        Sep 24, 2019
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Sup! Do i really taste thst good?
        Sep 24, 2019
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        ewe
        *lightly bite ophi*
        Sep 24, 2019
    8. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Hmm.. an ophi in a martial art world..
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        Isnt NUF already one?
        Sep 23, 2019
      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        *watches ophi get hit by a stay Kamehameha wave*
        Sep 24, 2019
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    9. Negiomi
      Negiomi
      Hmm... Mister Ophious... Your avatar seems familiar... but I can't seem to put my finger onto it...
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        Hmm well I can't really help you with its origins
        I found it while looking up funny cat pics on tumblr posts
        Sep 23, 2019
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      2. Negiomi
        Negiomi
        *Falls over from laughter*
        Sep 23, 2019
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    10. Ophious
      Ophious
      The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.... Atleast a dog will respond if you say hi to them!
      1. Negiomi
        Negiomi
        ...But they would also chew holes into stranger's shoes... QAQ
        <-Stranger
        Sep 23, 2019
      2. Deleted member 155674
        Deleted member 155674
        I honestly doubt that, an average dog wouldn't understand that you are calling for it, unless it was trained or was a pet therefore it can respond, but nevertheless, if it is a greeting that you want then a greeting you shall get:
        Hello mr Ophious, how are you faring? hope you are doing great? my best wishes for you and I hope you have a good journey sir ^.^
        Sep 23, 2019
    11. Lurking
      Lurking
      oh magic boy magical boy, lookit that jar of jellybeans.

      where dost thou stealeth them magic beans?

      Satans here to collect your soul now. The reporter of your theft was @Nyann

      now hold still as I open wide and swallow you in one bite

      -Satan
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        No she doesn't make anyone hide, she just hides their corpses
        Sep 24, 2019
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Teeheehee~
        Sep 24, 2019
      5. Das
        Das
        wait ophious had a soul to begin with?
        Sep 26, 2019
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    12. Enigma
      Enigma
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Could you imagine all the chaos that would happen if purge day was real...... There's enough chaos when it comes with a punishment......
        Sep 21, 2019
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        o.0

        Well, keep the door locked I guess?
        Sep 21, 2019
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      5. Das
        Das
        doors wont save him mwuahahahahahaha
        Sep 26, 2019
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    13. Enigma
      Enigma
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      3. Das
        Das
        so you baltered with the cliff?
        Sep 20, 2019
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      4. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        Please don't fuse my husband with weird objects ~w~
        Sep 20, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        Is that how your foot broke? The cliff accidentally stepped on it while you were dancing?
        Sep 20, 2019
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    14. Ophious
      Ophious
      Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        See Ophi it's really fun yanno
        Sep 19, 2019
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      4. Das
        Das
        dont forget the brazilian necktie~
        Sep 19, 2019
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      5. akki
        akki
        Is this how you ended up with a harem? You forgot you were hitting on all the victims?
        Sep 20, 2019
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    15. Das
      Das
      what in the ever loving Ophious killing fuck!
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        It's ophis new catch phrase Das put a lot of hours into coming up with it for him~
        Sep 17, 2019
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Ophious is an Ophious so what else could we expect from Ophious being an Ophious?
        Sep 18, 2019
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      5. Das
        Das
        the catch phrase I drunkenly muttered and got a chuckle out of myself. thus I shared it and here we are
        Sep 19, 2019
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    16. Enigma
      Enigma
      Would you rather get bit and become a
      Zombie
      Werewolf
      Or vampire
      ?
      @akki
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      2. Das
        Das
        vampire, would be more fun then the other two
        Sep 17, 2019
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I'd pick werewolf~
        Cant give up meat for blood
        Sep 17, 2019
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      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Well kyuu-chan is a vampire so i guess thsts my only option really
        Sep 17, 2019
    17. Enigma
      Enigma
      I read the first chapter of real cheat online, ophi and for some reason the mc reminds me of you~
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Hesitating since it's 3.4 stars....
        Sep 15, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        But from the summary, I'm guessing the main character is tortured by dad?
        Sep 15, 2019
      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        The first chapter is simply a monologue about his birthday presents
        Sep 15, 2019
    18. Enigma
      Enigma
      1. akki
        akki
        Preparing for when he finally dies permanently? Or maybe it’s the headboard to his new bed~

        ☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ
        Sep 14, 2019
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      2. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I think he just likes it, he got fond of being buried under cliffs~
        Sep 14, 2019
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      3. Das
        Das
        nah it's his scoreboard, like how they have a monument in dark soul 2 which keeps track of the amount of times you die, so does his tombstone
        Sep 14, 2019
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    19. Ophious
      Ophious
      City wide poweroutage apparently~ the basement at uni is quite dark~
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Power came back, classes are back..... i was happy thinking i could just go home.....
        Sep 13, 2019
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Hope domr female ghost won't roast ophious alive... We still need for the sacrifice...
        Sep 13, 2019
      4. Naruin
        Naruin
        *pats pats* its ok.. atleast u wont have classes to catch up with..
        Sep 13, 2019
    20. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *give ophi a limited time sandwich that i bought*
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        No no no no you can eat it yourself.....
        Sep 13, 2019
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        But i'm already full from eating cheetos..
        Sep 13, 2019
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *watch the uneaten sandwich slowly turns into a monster*

        *runs away*
        Sep 14, 2019
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 14, 2001 (Age: 22)
    Home Page:
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    Location:
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    Government Official yay
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    Name: Noel Andhera
    Job: Apothecary
    Skill Tree
    : Offensive Physical
    Level
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    Rank: 0
    HP: 10
    MP: 10
    ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
    DEF: 3
    AGI: 7
    INT: 1
    WIS
    : 5
    Attack Element: None.
    Elemental Weakness: None.
    Elemental Resistance: None.

    Skills:
    - [Heavy Blow] (Level 0)
    [Melee Attack that deals +2 damage] (4 MP)

    Inventory: (0/10)
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    Equipment:
    Main Hand: Plank (3+ ATK)
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