Ophious

I still haven't read it only watched
Also I have done nothing worth being hunted down by the FFF!!!!
Also I'm a temp witch now so it's witch hunt!
Didn't you yourself call me a witch once?!?!

and I've disowned you immediately!!!

You've disowned me multiple times!!!!!

First of all screw all of you
Secondly SCREW ALL OF YOU!!!!!

Oh right. This flamethower is missing two screws.. thanks for the reminder~
*fix my flamethrower*

Ophi can be so kind

We should explore the new armory they put in his house gonz~

*pat pat*
Everything can be a burial room if you cover it in enough dirt

or if Ophious in there

You've never seen an immortal antagonist suddenly lose their immortality for some reason and die ophi?


Poor engima being mistagged like that~

prof moved it to today at 5 p.m.
Kinda feel cheated

Oh well, at least it gives you time to twink the rough edges if you still have any. *consoles helpfully*

Handed it in long before she told me though~
So no proof reading~ orz
I was happy for a while only to realise after through my proof reading it that I can't hand it in due to already handing a rougher version in

Wait no I don't think my hat is that!

ewe
*hidden under hat*

*let's loose 30,000 blood starved female vampires of various ranks for ophi to hunt*

@Osamaru come watch the fun~

@kyuukestu control your slaves damn It!

lmao, whut

*pets the little fox(?) On my head*

*snuggles and purrs*

Jenny~ \o/

hello, I'd like some earl grey please~

Coming right up~ *prepares tea*

It might be for Halloween but I don't think so....

So yeah have proper breakfast etiquet and you'll be fine?

But I don't eat cereal for breakfast that often

Hopefully that doesn't anger it

Stop that it tickles~
Also *hugs* It's been ages~

*hug back*
>w<

Oh sweet~ I didn't expect that lol~

Eh? An Evil Ophious? How can we tell the difference between a good ophious and Evil Ophious?

A good ophi is an impossible event

Gonz a good Ophious is a dead Ophious

Well I mean our marriage was quite one sided in the beginning considering I was kidnapped against my will....

akki you're reading Ophi's title wrong

The Vampire Hunter of Ophi means that he's hunting Vampires to add to his harem

Whaaa...competition for kyuu?

Exclamation mark key is broken so can't show my emphasis on the no....

Enigma... that curse armor that you've given to Ophi is made from the tentacles of a kraken


RIP Ophi

No wonder it was so cheap

Oh. Okay~
*sets up multiple timer for ophi's death scene on a specific day*
There~ you'll know when you're going to die on that day~

Why so negative ophi? We’re only chopping your leg off. You don’t have to worry about dying. You can still live without them~

Why though!!?!???!?! Just chop off your own legs if you want to do it so badly!!!!

Die today to survive tomorrow~

Build a road from osa's and your corpses~

eh I thought Ophi's bath is made from magma though?

^^)/ ah I read that shampooing every day damages the scalp.

And that's why it's now every other day~

(^^) *Combs the hair*

I'm not retired! I'm just in Hiding!

it would have been better for you if you could retire.


almost forgot @Raneday

^^)/ *pats them both*

~Ding~
New Quest:
Ever since 2016, Ophious has been constantly killed by his fellow Nuffians. This killing spree has been going for 3 years with no signs of stopping, find out the mystery behind the murders and report back to him before he dies 100 more times!
Deadline: Before Ophious dies 100 more times
Rewards: 500 Nuffies & 1000 EXP

XD This one might take a while System-san! It's taking me forever to trudge through November 2015!

100 deaths should buy you a month maybe 2
depends on how Rane and Alice feels during the month