moments ago i nearly met my doom, a miserable ending it would've been, choking on my own pathetic coughs
their lives are actually pretty interesting actually I just don't really pay much attention to it honestly
whiptail lizards don't have males, they reproduce themselves but simulating sex with another female is more effective for egg production
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEY PUBLISHED AN EXTRA TITLED BROKEN HEART SYNDROME DESCRIBING A POSSIBLE DEATH FOR ONE OF MY BABIES AFTERWARDSSSS
I'm reading fluff but I know that I can't make a sound so i'm sitting here trying my hardest not not wail like a dying monkey
call me a grinch but I dislike the holidays, not the breaks that it brings but rather the holidays themselves~
plan it out with some close friends or just one and then proceed to make hilarious and fun attempts at making up new traditions
I kinda guess that christmas was actually a holiday to hide the fact that an old man in red suit was just a thief.
You are all very cute and one of these days I will get around to legitimately coming up with ships for u all
I’m obviously a guy? Keyblades?! You mean the thing that killed me?! Wait, you’re pairing me with Mickey?! Although I can see how Keyblade could be a euphemism. ⁄(⁄ ⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ ⁄)⁄
Who needs actual affection when they have the fluffiness and satisfaction of watching OTHER people's relationships bloom?
*watches four minutes only* Yeah... if I’d been proposed to in public, I’m not sure I would have said, “yes.” Fortunately, my hubby was smart.