Ophious
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Ophious

Pathfinder kinda fun, Male, 22, from New Home

3 teeth were shattered, need a root canal, pain Mar 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM

    1. Raneday
      Raneday
      This is a Rane Weather Advisory

      Expect a cloudy sky today and a 100% chance of @Ophious dying

      That's all
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      3. akki
        akki
        I think what happened is Alice kicked him out of the plane and enigma replaced his parachute with a bomb. Bits of Ophi comes raining down~
        Jun 19, 2020
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      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        It's simple ophi Rane is a prophet so it's her duty to inform you of your gruesome fate even if she doesn't want to.
        Jun 19, 2020
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      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        @akki I did no such thing

        I just threw him off of mount everest so he should be fine.
        Jun 19, 2020
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    2. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        As far as I can see none are love letters do you think ophi would let any of those 'accidentally' be sent to me?

        @GonZ555 are curses set to target me are automatically redirected towards ophi so I have no idea if any of those were included
        Jun 16, 2020
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      3. akki
        akki
        None? That’s surprising. I was expecting some love letters, some weird letters written in blood, some packages with hair/nails/teeth/skin/tears/salivas and lastly some special packages with men’s and women’s underwear~
        Jun 16, 2020
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Trying to act like bowser now?
        Jun 17, 2020
    3. Ophious
      Ophious
      Every once in a while I end up thinking of my childhood, and everytime I wish I could go back in time and suplex myself
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        But that's the whole point
        I kinda don't want to be the me of today
        self-confidence is hard to get back after you repeatedly lose it one incident after the other
        And it seems like something I'd need in the real world if the world lasts that long
        Jun 16, 2020
      3. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        While i just wanted to lose more plot armor. Its not like mine is growing on a tree.
        Jun 16, 2020
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *see a future ophi supplex current ophi while future arcy smacks current arcy with a pipe*
        Jun 16, 2020
    4. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi

      Always remember the saying that:

      Sometimes you win but most of the time you die

      So don't lose hope Ophi! Just die and die again and again!
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER?!?!?!?!
        Jun 16, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        I wasn't trying to make it better. Why would I do that?
        Jun 16, 2020
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      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        In my defense, that Vortex is wonderful at keeping the lawn clean~
        Jun 16, 2020
    5. Ophious
      Ophious
      Someone was on the phone during an online lecture and forgot to turn off their mic, they were insulting the prof in front of everyone
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        The prof turned her mic back on and just asked
        "Are you done yet?" And then another few minutes of the prof lecturing us about manners and the like, wasnt sure since i was kinda busy laughing
        Jun 15, 2020
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Oh... This poor person... *pat pat pat*
        Jun 16, 2020
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        It would be even awkward if there is a snorting laugh or the kind of female laughter you hear at stand ups where they go haaaah haaaah hah hah
        Jun 16, 2020
    6. Ophious
      Ophious
      I just sneezed in front of my computer and the anti-virus popped up
      1. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        I'd say they are listening to you, but maybe your germs are just viral
        Jun 15, 2020
    7. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Hey ophi, are you out of soysauce? I brought lots of [lose potions] from a certain novel~
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        ....wait what the hell is in that soy sauce
        Jun 14, 2020
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Magic soy sauce that is dropped by slimes~
        Oh, there's also vinegar, ginger ale and mirin too~
        Jun 14, 2020
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Oh right. I forgot to tell you, dont drink more than 10 bottle of those potions in a day.
        Jun 14, 2020
    8. Ophious
      Ophious
      Persona 4 Golden on steam~ Finally i can play the game! Never had a vita before so this is great news for me~
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      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Only took them 11 years huh? You could have played the ps2 rom tbh.
        Jun 13, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        I have played the og p4
        Im talking about golden, i was constantly told it was amazing but i never olayed ot before just because i thought getting a vita only for that game wouldnt be worth it
        Jun 13, 2020
      5. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        ...I still can’t play it. (╥﹏╥) I have a mac.
        Jun 14, 2020
    9. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Which chapter?
      The latest one?
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Wow, your brain is still working properly even after mtl'ing it?

        Admirable.
        Jun 17, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Ha, my brain was dead from the start! Negative values are still considered dead in games after all!
        Jun 17, 2020
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      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Ohh.... Lol..
        Jun 17, 2020
    10. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Crispy fried frogs are popular these days.
        Jun 13, 2020
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Usual Ophi-kun doing Ophi-kun things I guess~
        Jun 13, 2020
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        An ophi will always be an ophi I guess
        Jun 14, 2020
    11. Ophious
      Ophious
      Finally finished lord of the mysteries~ now i can finally sleep
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I think he's ready to be contaminated by the eldrtich.


        He's going to grow some weird tentacles now.
        Jun 13, 2020
      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        Wasn't it axed? Or rushed ending and whatever.
        Jun 13, 2020
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *laughs* Even his novel related posts end with his death somehow... Poor Ophi-kun~
        Jun 13, 2020
    12. Raneday
      Raneday
      *This is a public Rane advisory*


      Rane is hungry
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        On second though running won't help so carry on I guess
        Jun 13, 2020
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        That was a surprisingly calm reaction~
        Jun 13, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Im sleep deprived still, i dont have the energy to scream or fight so im gonna passively fulfill her wishes till shes happy~
        Jun 13, 2020
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    13. Raneday
      Raneday
      Hello Rane is bored


      That's why you died


      *This is a public Rane advisory*
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Im alive right in front of you and i aint wearing an apron....
        Jun 12, 2020
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *pats Ophi-kun's head*
        Jun 12, 2020
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Ophi turned delusional again...
        Jun 12, 2020
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    14. Enigma
      Enigma
      Ophi I think you should change your title from protected to hunted...
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      2. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        *pats both*
        Jun 11, 2020
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I don't steal her prey, I just teach him how to fend off for himself~

        He is just a bit too fragile and ends up dying too often in the process, like... Geez, can you believe he actually died over a million times when put on one-on-one combat with an Evil Dragon God? It was so pitiful...
        Jun 11, 2020
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      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Or when he died ten million times against the wet piece of paper
        Jun 11, 2020
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    15. Raneday
      Raneday
      After a few seconds of deliberation (3 seconds to be exact)

      The OPhious Hunting Community has finally decided to reopen the Ophious Hunting Season!!!

      So what are you waiting for guys?
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        Ophi is good for experience , but if your already at the level cap maso drops better loot you can use to make equipment
        Jun 11, 2020
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *starts doing protest*
        Jun 11, 2020
      4. Das
        Das
        Oh we hunting him again? This is too easy as he always stands in front of me
        Jun 12, 2020
    16. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
      Heya ophi! How are you?
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        No idea what those are but sure~
        Jun 10, 2020
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Example: wow, you're smart!
        ...well, maybe not that smart, but still!
        Jun 10, 2020
      5. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Something like that?
        Jun 10, 2020
    17. Ophious
      Ophious
      Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
      1. UnGrave
        UnGrave
        Money can't buy happiness, but I'm generally already happy, so some extra money wouldn't hurt. I won't be a dick to get extra money, but I'm certainly not going to turn it down.
        Jun 10, 2020
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Honestly, the saying should be Excess money can't buy happiness
        with the way our current society works, you need at least the minimum amount of money to be happy after all
        Jun 10, 2020
      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Money doesnt bring happiness.
        It's the things you can do with it that do
        Like, say, get your own family pizza
        Jun 10, 2020
    18. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      I see you will one day save the world. Unfortunately... unfortunately to go alone is dangerous. Here, take a @Skullie with you.
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        That's you, not ophi
        Jun 15, 2020
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        ....
        Oof....
        Can I bring him food?
        Jun 15, 2020
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        I thought you were the food??
        Jun 15, 2020
    19. Ophious
      Ophious
      They say time is the solution to every problem, but I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy
      1. Deleted member 155674
        Deleted member 155674
        You probably didn't wait long enough, keep waiting XD
        Jun 8, 2020
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Even time can't erase a problem that won't die.

        I'm talking about you, ophious.
        Jun 9, 2020
    20. Raneday
      Raneday
      Initiate

      Ophious Protocol
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        No!
        The abyss is dark and yucky!
        I don't wanna be thrown in there again!
        Jun 6, 2020
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *pat pat pat*
        Jun 7, 2020
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Sink and drown.
        Jun 8, 2020
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 14, 2001 (Age: 22)
    Home Page:
    https://www.novelupdates.com/
    Location:
    New Home
    Occupation:
    Government Official yay
    I am cute as certified by @akki
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    Name: Noel Andhera
    Job: Apothecary
    Skill Tree
    : Offensive Physical
    Level
    : 0 (0/10)
    Rank: 0
    HP: 10
    MP: 10
    ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
    DEF: 3
    AGI: 7
    INT: 1
    WIS
    : 5
    Attack Element: None.
    Elemental Weakness: None.
    Elemental Resistance: None.

    Skills:
    - [Heavy Blow] (Level 0)
    [Melee Attack that deals +2 damage] (4 MP)

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    Equipment:
    Main Hand: Plank (3+ ATK)
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