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It honestly shocks me how I wasn't beaten with a stick as a child, I had a half shaved head AND I dyed it blonde AND I was an asshole. Jun 15, 2020

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1. GoldenEye
  It honestly shocks me how I wasn't beaten with a stick as a child, I had a half shaved head AND I dyed it blonde AND I was an asshole.
  
  Jun 15, 2020
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  3. Novela
    I never got confessed to so Idk \'3')/ and all girl school \'3')/ unless a girl confessed to me which I havent go so ye...
    
    Jun 15, 2020
  4. Needyneedle
    I have never received any love letters. Only stupid comments like: you're cute but too bad you're too short or you don't have a bf? Makes sense, you look like a child. the hell lol
    
    Jun 16, 2020
    
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  5. Novela
    Rip...
    It's more so not socially interacting with people
    
    Jun 16, 2020
2. GoldenEye
  Also I keep seeing my old comments and statuses and I wanna formally apologise, I was 12 I'm so sorry.
  
  Jun 15, 2020
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3. GoldenEye
  In 2016 I read pretty much every romance novel there was here and thought they were so good bro. Anyway then I learned what sexism was.
  
  Jun 15, 2020
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  3. GoldenEye
    Oooo I just read the bio omg this looks so good. Thank you!!
    
    Jun 15, 2020
    
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  4. otaku31
    No dom/sub. It's about a confident, sassy girl chasing the guy she likes. Hijinks ensue.
    
    Jun 15, 2020
    
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  5. GoldenEye
    That's the best kind of story man
    
    Jun 15, 2020
    
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4. GoldenEye
  People are always talking about how they never did their homework until the day it was due, but I win cause I never did it no matter what.
  
  Jan 8, 2018
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  2. Deleted member 97520
    Wow. You must've reached really far in your life.
    
    Jan 8, 2018
    
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  3. GoldenEye
    2cool4school
    
    Jan 8, 2018
    
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5. GoldenEye
  Professional fuck-up.
  
  Jul 28, 2017
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  3. Linbe
    Professional fucking earns well
    
    Jul 28, 2017
  4. GoldenEye
    I'm well aware.
    
    Jul 28, 2017
  5. Trent
    At least you didn't release a horde of hungry bears on your workplace... So annoying to clean up after that.
    
    Jul 28, 2017
6. GoldenEye
  *Insert witty, charming and funny thought* "Haha I know right?"
  
  Jul 28, 2017
  2. episod3ux
    I see
    
    Jul 28, 2017
  3. Hallow Cause
    Your avi definitely suits your post. They're like two peas in a pod.
    
    Jul 28, 2017
7. Trent
  So cute... this is a face I'd like to wake up to every morning. "I see you didn't consume me last night, honey~ <3"
  
  Jul 18, 2017
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  3. episod3ux
    @Trent weird taste `-`
    
    Jul 18, 2017
  4. Deleted member 37987
    I think any face is beautiful as long as it's the expression of your lover's true feelings. There's nothing to make a day brighter than to have them genuinely show their sentiments for you ^-^
    
    Jul 18, 2017
  5. GoldenEye
    I, for one, think I have lovely hair.
    
    Jul 28, 2017
    
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8. GoldenEye
  ugh why are people so...nice? you're like some Christians or god forbid... Catholics
  
  Oct 20, 2016
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  3. Stormingtiger101
    @Satan I couldn't agree more.
    
    Oct 20, 2016
  4. Lonelycity
    Next time put some sarcasm disclaimer.... Coz I didn't know it was a joke till you said it was
    
    Oct 20, 2016
  5. Sordahon
    I know it's old post, but no one is born catholic or whatever shit religion, you can become one by being brainwashed as child by parents, you end up as easy to manipulate cattle in eyes of those at high posts.
    
    Nov 8, 2016
9. Crimshine
  Hi !
  Do you know from what manga your avatar's come from?
  
  Oct 15, 2016
  2. Deleted member 37987
    Doesn't look like a manga imo, it's more likely just a drawing.
    
    Oct 15, 2016
    
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  3. Crimshine
    Ha damn yeah I guess you're right thank you....
    
    Oct 15, 2016
10. demonangelzero
  Let life bless you on the path to a happy life. I hope your body never will fall prey to sickness. May you become a wiser and stronger person even until death. Have a long life.
  
  Oct 15, 2016
  2. Lonelycity
    Welcome to NUF~~
    It's an awesome place with awesome peeps (like me) and please visit lonelycity
    
    Follow the global posting rules. Follow Satan to get a trophy.Write 100 messages to have customized title
    And enjoy your stay here.
    
    Oct 15, 2016
  3. DCLXVI
    ξ(✿ ❛◡❛)ξ▄︻┻┳═一 *bang* *bang*
    
    welcome to nuf
    
    summoning @happy, @HarleyQ., @brasca123, @Pyoo
    
    Oct 20, 2016
  4. AliceShiki
    To make sure pretty eyes never lose their pretty color! Let love fill you and stop evil from spreading!
    
    Welcome to NUF!
    
    Oct 20, 2016
11. Casul Reader
  What a lovely smile, I bet all the boys come rushing down when they say you Hahahaha~
  
  Anyways, welcome to the NUF~
  
  Jul 18, 2016
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  2. KuroInfinity
    Welcome to the NU forums~ :D
    
    Jul 18, 2016
  3. episod3ux
    welcome
    
    Jul 18, 2016
  4. Lemonfairy
    WELCOME TO NUF °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
    
    Aug 23, 2022
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