*kicks the door* I have come to recruit you as my Guardian Angel as I need protection from people calling me with forbidden word. I won't take no for an answer. *stamps the paper with sigh and A LOG* Congrats, now proteccc me. \o/
What is even the forbidden word? What am I even protecting you from? But sure. Little people do need help and protection. '_>'
Btw did i mention how great ur avi is? I mean that handshake could fight toe to toe with the handshake from predator for the best in history.... Also, how have u been o/
Thanks man. This picture was taken when I traveled back in time to congratulate myself for winning the presidency in 2008. Been alright. Foot is 100% healed and I can walk now How ya been good man?
Good that's good! Hehehehe i don't know who's more happy to shake who's Hand in this avi... Obama or santa kek... I'm doing great as usual!
That's all whatever at this point. Not the first time I take care of a little kid. The problem is that she did not have this issue before and now she does. Shizu did you fall inside the toilet before? is that why you are scared? '_>'
Just found out there are people in this world who pour popcorn in a bowl and eat it with a spoon. DEMONS
@UnGrave I used to unironically do that. Hated the feeling of popcorn rubbing against each other, kind of felt like styrofoam, so I used chopsticks to individually pick 'em.
My sister and her husband caught my 10 year old nephew watching porn under his bed. I can't stop laughing
*peeks* Fufufu, he is not here rn. *throws flowers everywhere* ❁✲❁✲ *messes room and raids the fridge* *throws candy wrappers around* *hangs christmas stocking on the tree*
Well, that pfp is technically a cosplay of Cousin Itt's ghost, I don't know if that is a thing but hey as the saying goes "Two birds with one stone" it is a cosplay of cousin itt and a ghost and so, cousin Itt's ghost
Meanwhile places in Oregon will sell you a "large" bowl that looks like they stole it from the baby section
I come bearing a very very amusing thing. Who just barely passes the mark? https://gyazo.com/47e941483d13fe16344d48138bbd30bf