I got my vaccine shot today, and I didn’t feel a goddamn thing I was honestly suprised I didn’t even it feel it pierce my skin
This one time when I was in the 7th grade(locker room) I asked this dude if I could feel his abs(same grade just the dude worked out to get the...
I’ve been remembering some things I’ve said and done before, and I just now realized damn I’m akward
The Whopper is the best burger
Burger kings whopper is the best burger no questions asked
Chapter 8 of Killing Me/Killing You is so fucking bullshit
I didn’t eat it or kiss it but I did almost lick it out of impulse
I caught a toad today
For the misbehaving kind of special not special ed
If your school has a metal detector, and you have to go though it every morning. Doesn’t that mean your in a ‘special’ School?
Brooo falling in love in a dream is the fucking worst... I’m gonna be depressed the whole morning, damn better to love than not love at all
Ah shit I can’t sleep I’ve watched a scary movie
Am I racist because I said nigga nuggets instead of chicken nuggets... I mean it was an accident
Bro what is up with anime characters getting books, and then going straight towards the middle. Look I know its anime it just annoys me.
I am Whole again and content... except for that slowly approaching dread and embarrassment that is encroaching on me because of my sloth
My arrogance and greediness. And the sad part is they were all fake they weren’t even real but god damn it they were real to me F’en Christ
I had a sad dream. I had 4 or 5 friends in that dream we were going on adventures and completing trials, but they all died because of
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