Deadass a fan I’m literally crying even though it’s not true at alllll. Like my insides are like a dead weed garden figuratively and literally...
Actual facts and super facts.
TL;DR Am I a bitch? yes or yes? And add proof pls :)
Y’all read fast I guess or just skipping through either way
Alright. So this all started when my mom called me up to say that we were going to a church party/gathering thing because you know, Christmas. And...
The biggest bullshit I ever heard while I was growing up is that “your parents do everything for your sake”. And in high school, when my mom was...
gonna go MIA real quick but it’s been fun y’all thanks for anyone who suffered through my bitching <3
2018 was a flop but the new plan for 2019 is to eat good food and ride good dick let’s try this again yeet
first of all, let me start off by saying that she’s alive, she’s fine—etc. Now this is gonna be a moderately serious topic so if you clicked on...
Draco Malfoy cause it’s hard trying to be a bad bitch while still relying on your daddy’s card for everything. Also proly Haymitch from the...
Girl u wild. Nasty, but still wild
When I’m on my period...hm, get the fuck out of my sight you dick. Also, I literally do not want to see your dick during this tumultuous time....
Wishing my cranberry cocktail/juice/‘fruity drinks that basic girls drink at the bar’ is actually the blood of my enemies...is that bad?
You’re right I do talk mad shit
Honestly, if it’s a guy just fall on his dick everything else will work out itself after that
This response but without the ‘it’s just a prank bro’ it makes u look like a fucken embarrassment like just move on
Yo...unrelated but...cute profile welcome to the doggo clan
Lmao It was either this or booze and Monsters were cheaper
so I’m pretty proud of myself for not abusing too much substances nowadays considering how I’m still really fucken sad and it’s lame but fuck it a...
(Stupid) question but nobody saw that avatar change I had for like literally a hot second right??
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