i hate puppies now. one girl puppy likes me and barks her loudest just to get my attention, even to the point of throat exhaustion.....bitch
all my cucumbers died due to heavy monsoons...sweet potatoes grew explosively tho...along with the malabar spinach...
i never knew what true horror was...until i cleaned my dogs' diarrhea spots all over the front porch...and back
i...masturbated again. after days of celibacy, i failed. ...she was just so...damn...beautiful
i planted a bunch of lemon seeds from lemons, now they sprouted. will i prune it to become dwarf lemon trees or let it grow? ...decisions...
our resident bitch doge gave birth to *six pups...two died. the neck was severely stretched, due to cervix asphyxiation...its sad and funny
i just picked five cucumbers from my garden...they do not look like supermarket quality...they look like disfigured cocks...
i'm bleeding whenever my stomach churns...that pastry bread is deadly....
i went to the vet today to have our two dogs vaxxedSinned: a rat tail hybrid and a dachshund hybrid...it sucks coz i got clawed by rat tail
i saw that orange cat meowing at me and beckoning with her claw...i petted it and touched its nose...then she bit me! fucking play bite...
i fed three random cats in the neighborhood...one orange and 2 gray colored cats. now these asshats follow me around whenever i'm outside...
i realized i'm fucking rich! ...now what to buy with $25 bucks in my name....
i'm now a 45 year old sage IRL...road to 50 year old master sage!!!
i just played the sum: fallout tactics...i have lots of ammo, guns, wood, alcohol, fixit kits, medikits, stimpaks, drugs, cigarettes...BUT NO...
someone got conned into following my fb page. gawd those "get started" menu on facebook is fucking annoying! finally got it stopped becoz someone...
50 year old sage.
...my facebook account was reported (r.i.p. u beautiful fuck)...actually not my main account but my fb page--which in turn affected my main...
why is there no section of this on the site!? i want to give a rant review as well....once the conscription arc~treasure ship arc/FILLER ARCS came...
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