Me: hey did you buy '100 Count Tennis Balls' from Amazon? Wife: no Dog: *pretending to read newspaper*
I think I made a friend
God: you’re a Squid. Squid: actually I’m a Kraken. God: what’s a Kraken? Squid: nothing what’s a Kraken with you? lol. God: wa-was that an...
[first yoga class] me: a mistake there has been okay I'm not funny but okay hahaha
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Just new here and used my actual photo for my avatar... It seems no one was doing it. Changed immediately. I'm embarrassed.
I have no idea what's happening lmao.
I always read. You know how sharks have to keep swimming or they die? I’m like that. If I stop reading, I die.
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