You wake up.
Status message.
Sounds like The Daughter of Evil.
I tried skipping one time for similar reasons, felt like shit and boredom. Was only slightly more subtle than a lobster jackhammering your face...
Legend of the sun knight has one of those. Gotta stay a virgin too, so all they can do is stare.
Technically not a line but I can't shake off the word "donger" I got off the Strongest system translation. Also now that I managed to find the...
Radiant Era
Trying to find where I left off. I remember the MC sitting on a cloud or something, I think he was ascending to a higher world, looking down on...
Heaven's will is on the pill. Smirking squirrels have sacked my nuts. Just freaking stop pissing off trees. Be enlightened by my haiku.
I'm shilling Death scripture. MC was Heaven's boytoy for awhile and after numerous setbacks refined his skill to kiss and eventually stab hostile...
Treetop-topplingUncleFairy17NutsAndCounting
Death sutra.
Should be this one. https://www.novelupdates.com/series/tales-of-leo-attiel-portrait-of-the-headless-prince/
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As the aspiring female cultivator must guard her virginity to protect the strength of her yin, so too must the male protect his true genitals from...
Pls don't. Incest makes the trees flaccid and soft trees can't bend into houses.
I got this[IMG] this [ATTACH] and this thingy which might look slightly nsfw-ish so I'm gonna spoiler it. [spoiler]
Never got banned before so this is my first try. How bad is it?
Apparently there's this guy called qidian that got a new logo or some shit. Didn't check if it's true, this thread serves no purpose anyway. I'm...
Get off on Winterfell, obviously.
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