施(shī)氏(shì)食(shí)狮(shī)史(shǐ)——The Story of the Stone Grotto Poet Eating Lions

施氏食狮史
石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时，适十狮市。是时，适施氏适是市。施氏视十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。石室湿，施氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，施氏始试食十狮尸食。时，始识十狮实十石狮尸。试释是事。
shīshìshíshīshǐ
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The Story of the Stone Grotto Poet Eating Lions
Stone Grotto post Shih by name was fond of lions and swore he would eat ten lions. The man from time to time went to the market to look at lions. When, at ten o’clock, he went to the market, it happened that ten lions went to the market. At this time the man looked at the ten lions and, relying on the moment of ten stone arrows, caused the ten lions to depart from this world. The man picked these ten lions’ bodies and went to the stone grotto. The stone grotto was wet and he made the servant try to wipe the stone grotto. The stone grotto having been wiped, the man began to try to eat the ten lions’ bodies. When he ate them, he began to realize that those ten lions’ bodies were really ten stone lions’ bodies. Now he began to understand that that was the fact of the case. Try and explain this matter.

 

Well,this article is a proof of the infeasibility of the Scheme for the Chinese Phonetic Alphabet.
In the long course of development,,Chinese has abandoned a lot of syllables,resulting in the emergence of a large number of homophones.

 

Instant headache.

 

Just beautiful

 

Thank goodness that I have some mastery in the Dao of MTL...

 

It's seems you know what is happening explain please

 

The beauty of it is lost in English though.

 

on the contrary this is just beautiful chinese word play

 

isn't there a thing where people try making story and sentences from characters that sound the same?
only know this since the MC of I really am a super star does it

 

Google translate this and put it to read aloud in chinese mode. It's just awesome

 

reason 23114 why Chinese is the hardest language to learn

 

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

 

We still have...

There used to be some literati try to turn Chinese characters into phonetic alphabets,and many people support their actions,some people began to try to write books in phonetic alphabets……
Thank heaven,It doesn't work.

A great scholar's work of the game

 

By hearing and phonetic writing it is absolutely unclear, its meaning is revealed only in the hieroglyphic record. However, it will only sound on Putonghua — standard Chinese. Dialect reading will be different.
sorry for bad english.

 

For what i know there may some beauty in the letters that people that understand deeply chinese can see. Unfortunaly i can't see that beauty and if i only heard the audio of that in chinese it sounds like some tongue twister of "shi" variants of pronuntiation.

 

It's okay,Thank you for doing your best to explain and keep trying to get better at English I wish you luck

 

So let me try to wrap my head around this that story is someone trying to turn Chinese symbols into something like modern English letters of an alphabet ..or have I misunderstood?

 

<doesn't understand but it's beautiful anyway~

 

The shitest story I ever heard

 

-Learns chinese for 7 years,still has a headache...