1000th post ^_^

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  1. ABMAINA

    ABMAINA ★☆☆☆☆

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    So I'm just gonna post this as my 1000th post... Since this doesn't have a topic, here's some dark humour jokes
    @Holy Dragon Emperor

    @Professor Charles Francis Xavier
    @Cupcake Ninja
    @episod3ux
    @maskedcerf , @anhrefn , @Little Dragon , @DCLXVI , @Event horizon , @Satan , @Casul_Reader , @Das , @yarvic001 , @Pie , @Risus ,

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    What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone!
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    A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
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    A man goes into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide.

    The librarian says 'fuck off you won't bring it back'
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    A guy goes into the library and asks the librarian "do you have the new book on small penises?"

    She replies "sorry, I don't think it's in yet."

    He says, "yeah, that's the one."
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    The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really stupid. Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds. They're lucky if they get a single serving.
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    My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties. It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. It really made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
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    How do you start a rave in Africa? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
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    What do you call an African family photo?

    A barcode
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    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
    Depends on how hard you throw them
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    Who are the fastest readers?

    9/11 jumpers, they did 87 stories in less than 2 minutes.
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    What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

    The New York Jets
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    What did the hotdog vendor say when he was pulled from the rubble on 9/11?

    So who ordered the two jumbos?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

    Cause it wasn't born yesterday.
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    So I was walking around town yesterday and passed by a gun store. Intrigued, I entered to find that everything was half off. I didn't know that Back to School sales had already started.
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    Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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    What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

    What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust.

    What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.
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    A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.
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    Say what you want about pedophiles, but they always slow down for school zones.
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    What does Anne Frank and the main character of the original Pokemon TV series have in common?

    They're both Ash.
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    Source Reddit.
     
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  2. Satan

    Satan Yes

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    ABMAINA ★☆☆☆☆

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    Sup
     
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    maskedcerf DCLXVI

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    thanks bro ^^ and happy 1000th post XD
     
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    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    maskedcerf DCLXVI

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    so here
     
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    ABMAINA ★☆☆☆☆

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    Hey.

    I love it
     
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    I died laughing.

    Totaly worth it.:ROFLMAO:


    :notworthy::coffee:
     
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    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    Gratz on the 1k.
     
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    I predict, this will get locked.
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    Have some cuteness.
     
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    I call shotgun
     
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    ABMAINA ★☆☆☆☆

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    Lol why the hmm? I was gonna tag you but you seem to pure to be associated to this...
     
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    Shance 『Trying to evade the wall in the front』『Failing』

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    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Ah you don't know me well enough lol
     
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    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Reese's ✵

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    Had a good laugh
     
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    That one really made me chuckle =D
     
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