4 Times it happened

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  1. Riand-Rizki

    Riand-Rizki Active Member

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    Once while I play wrestling with my friend, he didn't hit that hard, but yeah it fcking hurt. I can't stand and just lying down for a few minutes
     
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    Yes it has happened once to me. But I got angry straight after so the pain was numbed.
     
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  3. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    No, but I have good aim and have gotten others. Unfortunately my bro got resistant after the first time I kicked him there. After that his rage let him move through the pain without dropping so it was only effective once.
     
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  4. Kzhckz.

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    In my case, it was basketball that fly really hard to my balls... He supposedly do chest pass, but the ball got hit by opponent finger, he got his finger broken, i got my balls broken.

    I don't know what happened afterwards, but when woke up i'm lying in hospital bed and stay like that around 4 days...
     
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  5. Silver Snake

    Silver Snake Magician of NUF|Show-off|Awkward|Genius

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    I was volunteering for a friends haunted house where I had a werewolf costume on and would jump out to scare the little kids. I feel both proud and ashamed for making children cry and wet their pants. There was this one kid though, that wasn't scared of me. He just stared at me for a couple seconds, walked up to me, and tried to punch my crotch.

    I swear to you, it was as if time slowed down in that moment. I don't know how I knew it was coming, but I just knew. And so I lifted my right leg over my crotch, covering it from a potentially fatal blow. Although I looked like a super sentai guy in that pose of right leg crossed over crotch and left leg standing on the ground I could tell that the child who was not afraid of me before was becoming afraid.
     
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  6. Lucilius

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    Lmao there will always be that one kid that would do that.
     
  7. Skoll028

    Skoll028 Member of DivineDaoLibrary

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    You're evil!!!!!

    In all seriousness though, that's what generally happens and why you have to be careful about kicking guys in the balls.
    There will be one of two reactions when kicking a guy there:
    1. They curl up and cry for mommy
    2. They come at you pissed beyond all belief, out for blood

    Assume in actual fights that 2 will happen. Hence, don't kick a guy there in a fight unless you are REALLY desperate.
     
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  8. Grandpa_World

    Grandpa_World Manly Man-Mob Character C-Lovely Hubby of Alexcia

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    Got hit a ton during soccer ot martial arts.
    I pride myself knowing I gave out more punishment then I received.
     
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  9. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    That made me kek. So did it secure your position, hmm? Was your ego soothed? Were your burning loins worth the reward?
     
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    And you failed to attack their crotch in return. Hopefully, you will have your chance next time if there is a next time.:blobwoah:
     
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  11. koddychi

    koddychi [RPG slayer] [Great Sage] [Dao of Cuteness]

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    But female version isn't as exposed as ours
     
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  12. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    What? Which one are you even pertaining to? What are you even on about????

    I'd rather not. Women are scary. Have you seen these people's nails??? I have scars from those.

    Exactly.
     
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  13. Lazriser

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    But.. but you're a woman as well? You are female, yes? And no, we never saw those "people" nails but I shall assume its the length of the witch's nails from the Left 4 Dead.
     
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    Yes, and I know from experience how women can be scary. They made me bleed dude. Just from their nails....
     
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    honglath I miss my PC

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    Was in school, sports class, playing football ( real one, not US flunkie) and thought i'd try being goalie.
    Took one ball to the face, then to the groin, then back to the face.
    No goals were scored that day.
    Never played goalie again.
     
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  16. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    For boys in sequence
    1. Hot feeling right on crotch.
    2. Pain. Painful pain quickly spreading to entire bottom half.
    3. From said bottom half scream quickly trying to escape from the mouth. Release manly howl or trying to keep them in results into small girly screaming voice.
    4. Then after a few hours it's no longer hot. Instead it's cold. Pain. Cold. Pain and cold.
    5. Realizes that you feel nothing on it. No response from it. But you can feel the pain. But nothing else. Felt like nothing is there anymore.
    6. For a few days there will be nothing felt from there except some pain when urine went through. All boys would feel would be cold cold lonely feelings from there.

    Can't count how many time we did that in the army. One of the guys have this particularly girly voice that stuck for a while afterwards every time. Can't help but to notice our instructors had a hard time trying to keep their stone cold expression each time that guy responded him.
     
  17. madness-

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    What to do you kick him with ?
    A metal shoes ?
     
  18. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    Barefoot. Was a contest of who could held in their screams. Then it's just throwing ball at it. Kick was apparently pretty dangerous.
     
  19. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Nom your smug smile only makes this scarier.....
     
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  20. madness-

    madness- The Wanderer

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    Well u should try using an ankle it's little bit more "funny"