Misc A Day At The Nuffies Farm

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  1. BB_Tensei

    BB_Tensei [Catatonic Sloth] | [Occasional Antagonist]

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    "A Day At The Nuffies Farm" Is a postmodern collaborative story. Each post is a day inside the Nuffies farm. A piece of drama, or a harmonoious quip is all you sometimes need to know from the borning day of the Nuffie farmers, but it's one that is important, filled with the blood, sweat, tears and wisdom of those who toil daily for our Nuffie needs.

    The Nuffie farm is a place that's everchanging, yet always the same. Sometimes the people aren't people, but are still human. It is a place where the abstracts of Time and Nuffie meet to produce an electrifying drama, hidden in plain sight. The Nuffie Farm: where our hearts sink at the tought and pop through our chest, yet are healed by the catharsis of having shared this ordinary extraordinary existence.
     
  2. BB_Tensei

    BB_Tensei [Catatonic Sloth] | [Occasional Antagonist]

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    Day 1

    "Today I saw a cloud. It was @Land of The Fallen. The beauty struck me down."

    "Jonah said that no lands exist in the sky. We fought."

    "Sometimes I wish we farmed floofs instead. This job simply doesn't pay"

    "So that's why you fight?" My therapist asked.

    "No" I ansered "It is why I won."
     
  3. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    A nuffies farm or Farming nuffies? Or is this like one of those chinese sweatshops where they farm gold in mmo's. Except it's Nuffies on the forum. :hmm:
     
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    BB_Tensei [Catatonic Sloth] | [Occasional Antagonist]

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    Day 2

    Today is a charity day. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies! Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies! Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies! Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies.Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies? Give your nuffies.Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies! Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies! Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Give your nuffies. Oh man, I'm tired...

    "They think that we'd just magically have them if they ask. It's not like they'd use it any better than us, they just have more of them."

    "It's demoralizing to think we can win against this, do you remember the competition foundation?"

    "I heard the entire thing is a scam." "Well of course it's a scam, also you're an idiot" "Well then it's not a scam!" "You're obviously an idiot"

    Q&A

    It's the Nuffies farm. Figure it out. :D
     
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  5. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    Daoist Ninefaps. . . . .
    that's a pretty deep Dao you are contemplating right now. . .
    it will bring a large tribulation if you face it unprepared. . .
     
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  6. Wise old fisher

    Wise old fisher [I am not a potato] [Chorus heresy]

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    GIMME ALL UR NUFFIES ITS A HEIST PUT ALL YOUR NUFFIES IN THE BAG
     
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  7. Jiggy

    Jiggy I am JiggyliFAP~ the not fat anymore guy.

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    This why people should get more than $25 in writing essays. It may lead to a revolution because the workers aren't paid enough for their work. Take this as a sign "Tony the Yaoi Overlord".
     
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  8. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    Day 3

    "The sun is so bright,
    And in this sweltering heat,
    I desire rest."

    "Ummmm... What are you talking about... There is no sun."

    "Can't a person just talk in random haikus?"

    "No, no they can't."

    "Tch... Anyway I'm talking about that sun! The imaginary one!"

    "Are you okay?"

    "... I'm fine. Ha... I guess I just need something to happen you know?"

    "Seriously? It's nice and calming... Hopefully those frenzied nuffie farmers don't appear... People like @Haruko Haruno ."
     
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    BB_Tensei [Catatonic Sloth] | [Occasional Antagonist]

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    Day 4

    "It's a work of modern art, you know?" "What is?" "This. All of this surrounding us. It is art, because it is a craft, and it is art, because it is labor. I won't have anybody tell me any different."

    "Honey, I'm back!" "And I'm front!" "Together we are-" *redacted for being boring*

    "So what are you doing tonight?" "Farming." "Why at night, though?" "Don't ask..." "Dude there is no land in the sky"

    "I won again"
     
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  10. Hakuru

    Hakuru 《 ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵍᵃʸ 》

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    >.> I have appeared!!! Dun dun dun!!!
     
  11. Kurono

    Kurono Handsome Young Master~

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    Outrageous !!!
    Why didn't I get an invitation to this amazing place ?!?
    @BB_Tensei !
    How dare you ?!?:blobangery::blobangery::blobangery::blobangery::blobangery::blobangery::blobangery:
    I thought we were friends..........................................
    Okay , I'm done playing here .
    :blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool:
     
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    congvthc Well-Known Member

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    u r quite experienced huh
    so what was your dao? single sword(1H) or great sword(2H) specialist?
     
  13. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    Day 5

    "Magic is real. Just like how nuffies mysteriously appear out of nowhere when we speak, magic is ever present."

    "Are you high?"

    "What! No! It's just that... Magic... It's wonderful... Just like the floofs!"

    "You know, just the other day I saw one."

    "Really?"
     
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  14. Kurono

    Kurono Handsome Young Master~

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    There's Three Thousand Dao :
    Dao of sword
    Dao of blade
    Dao of brick
    Dao of the small Brick
    Dao of the great brick
    Dao of the medium size brick
    Dao of the huge brick
    Dao of the invisible brick
    Dao of the peerless brick
    Dao of the Supreme brick
    ....to be continued.
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Maybe it's time to write some yaoi fanfiction about the overlord, to pressure into him... i mean him into... putting out .... more nuffies. :hmm:
     
  16. Hakuru

    Hakuru 《 ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵍᵃʸ 》

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    Kurono Handsome Young Master~

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    *report*
     
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    Kurono Handsome Young Master~

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    Day 6

    "Do it properly."

    "In life, one must be hardworking and spam!"

    "Yea- Wait what?"

    "Spam!"

    "At least put something that sounds vaguely intelligent instead of just spamming... In my time, we-"

    "Yeah, yeah... We get it... You're ancient!"
     
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    Kurono Handsome Young Master~

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    Dao of the sacred brick.
    Dao of the hard brick .
    Doa of the soft brick.
    Dao of the magnificent brick.
    Dao of the shadow brick .
    Dao of the ultimate brick.
    Dao of the laser brick .
    Dao of the @Shem brick .
     
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