Day 7 "Attention, we have gathered today for a very special occassion." "If anybody has any objections, speak now or forever remain silent!" "I do!" "Speak your mind." "There is no land in the sky" *gasp* "Huh?" "Hey what the hell, man! That's already been used to death!" "Hey, do you know how love is spelt?" "Love ain't spelt, it is felt" "Shut up you little shit, there's work to do, so just tell me how love is spellt" "And finally presenting to you: the cake" "She is so beautiful" *cries*
Day 8 "This is exhausting..." *sighs* "What do you mean ?" "There is nothing to see here, just nothing..." "Well, it's night after all, there is no stars, no sounds, indeed, there is nothing." "But there is white snow." "What do you mean by white snow ?" "It's melting, the white snow is melting." "What....?" *confused* "Purity and Sanity are disappearing and all that is left is gold, and simply Gold, people are greedy, all there is left is family and gold." *rant* "Even love is away, so what should it matter ?" "In the end, all we have is family and gold." "Indeed." *nods*
Day 9 "I need to farm the nuffies. I need to farm them. I need to farm them. I need to farm them!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "-And there in the corner, we have a nuffian, drawn into madness by the lure of the nuffies. Don't. I repeat, don't end up like him." "Extortion is legal right?" "No." "But... But I keep seeing people extorting nuffies!" "Young one, let me tell you something. Extortion is only right when it's me extorting others." "What!!!" "Give me your nuffies now, okay~"
Day 10 "Lately I've been~ I've been losing sleep" "You? The biggest sloth on the farm? Why?" "Dude, those are song lyrics" "Well didn't sound like a song, sounded like you were choking on something" "I'll be choking you now. Stand still" "Everything that kiiillls meeee... Makes me feel alive!"
Day 11 "I feel like I should make some random deep statement." "... Are you serious?" "Yup! So here it is, 'Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.' " "... Shit... That was actually deep..." "Yup! Deep and neverending like my awesomeness!" "..."
Day 13 "People screaming because they are getting robbed." "People singing because they want gold." "How did this gold came here ?" "From the..." "...ground ?" "...sky...?" "...space...?" "...alternates univers...?" "And when ?" "Decades ago." "Years Ago" "Months ago." "Weeks Ago" "Yesterday." "Tomorrow" "Weeks later..." "We don't know but we keep earning it, whatever." "What will you do with it ?" "Nothing." "Buying a dress." "Buying a heart." "Buying white snow."
Day 9 ‘ huh...? What ....? Where am I .... there’s only desolated silence....’ ‘A hollow black hole! Never ending shrilly of horror! What a ghastly sight to behold!’ ‘ that acute attitude of your is certainly going no where! I must say that is rather improper , and inelegant !’ ‘ I demand justice for theses accusations of me being a nuffie farmer! False! Lies! Rot in the ninth pit of hell and live in eternal doom all ye call me one!’ ‘ of course, my merciful self shall bestow thee grace! Glory! Retribution ! I free you from eternal sin and show you the glory of the holy light!’ ‘ let the heavens gates open! Let the seraphims sing for joy! And I grant you retribution that thine oh so seeks!’
Day 14 "Play a game they said... It'll be fun they said... Now look where playing 21 Dares has gotten me! In the deep abyss called insanity! Hmmmph! But... I have to admit... It's fun..."
Day 15 "I'm buying" "I'm buying you!" "No, I'm buying you, sweetheart!" "Sure, I'm bought" "And that's the secret to nuffie transactions, my friends" "Fraud!"
Day 16 "One day, angels sang." "But they disappeared." "Just like snow." "Everything that is bad will last long." "Everything that is good will be short." "This is life." "People have fallen deep down." "Everytime the twenty first bell tower rang." "Someone always said one thing." "An apocalypse will come."
Day 17 "Zzzzzzzzz.... Zzzzzzzzz....." "Zzzzzzzzzzzz..... Sleep... Love sleep...... Me........ Love...... Zzzzzzzzz....."
Day 19 "That was actually deserving of applause, you know?" "I know what you mean, but that's the way it is." "I don't what you mean and reject the very notion" "Well that was all I guess" "I guess" "Your guess is as good as mine, now shut up and smile for the audience" *cheers*
Day 20 "Peace is something that doesn't exist." "This is something that is common sense here." "Sleep won't exist for long." "Only one thing is left." "Sadism and addiction to humiliation." "Addiction to humiliation through money." Addiction to humiliation through fun." "All of this is just because of boredom."
Day 21 "I'm going to kill you." "You can't kill what's already dead inside." "Well, them I'll just have to make sure that you're dead outside as well." "Ah. I'm screwed right?" *smile* "Yeah."
Day 21 "You have to start planting soon, yo." "After I finish posting to this thread, dear." "If you don't leave that at this precise moment, I am going to be planting you. In the dirt." "But dear, I already am. In the dirt, I mean."
Day 22 "If you don't fall." "Someone will make you fall." "If you don't rise." "You will go deeper into the abyss." "But at least, the abyss is unexpectedly quite warm ?" "This isn't depressing, this is even fun." "Messing around with people is pleasant." "Arguing and getting angry over nothing is also quite amusing." "I like it." "I want to stay." "I want to live here." "But I can't." "At least not now."
Day 23 "Huh, in a blink of an eye... 23 days has passed..." "Why are you paying so much attention to the day? Just live life freely, one day at a time!" "True..." "We've only got one life, let's fill it up with things we enjoy!"