Misc A Day At The Nuffies Farm

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    Day 24

    "Do you even know what you mean to me?"

    "Do you?"

    "I'm never getting caught! Never!"

    "You know sometimes I wonder if there is a sense or rhyme to this farming business" "Does it really need it?" "Well no, but I need to make sense of things, it's my duty as a sentient being, yakno' "

    "And they said dares are hard! Try doing something original for once, eh? And for what!? My soul aches at the thought of all this creativity going down the drain, so I hope somebody's reading this. Hello? Can you help?"

    "Day 24. This is the Nuffies signing off."
     
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    Day 25

    "Nothing to mention about my unmentionables, and that's all for today, ask tomorrow."
     
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    Day 24

    "Isn't it ironic ? Soon it will be christmas, tomorrow it is ?" "Yet snow has melted." "Nevertheless it will be quite a cold one." "As long as there is something to do it's alright."

    "What did you get ?" "I don't know." "But you will see." "At least, I have chocolate." "Somehow, there is still a bit of snow." "Huh ? Really ?" "This is surprising."

    "Maybe, it's not that hopeless." "If you say so." "Let's just enjoy it." *makes snowball* "Throw it at someone." *throws it at the first person who pass just next to him*
     
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    Day 25

    "Oh... It's a cold day today..."

    "Do you need my coat?'

    "Nah, I couldn't possibly tak-"

    "Here you go, no returns okay!"

    "But... But won't you be cold now?"

    "Nah, seeing you so happy and warm... Well, it warms me too."
     
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    Day 26

    "Well that was cute"

    "What is cute?"

    "I mean you."

    "Nice try, but no cigar"

    "Pff tough crowd." *pinches cheeks"

    "I'm going to kill you"

    "Yes. With love. Tonight."

    "Muuu"
     
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    Day 27

    "Look! It's a light!"

    "That's not a light. That's an ember."

    "Ember? Where's it from?"

    "Your hair..."

    "Uwah?!"
     
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    Day 28

    "As expected, nothing happenned." "Indeed." "Nevertheless, there is a lot of snow here." "Shocking." *falls into the snow*

    "Look I made an angel." "Heh." *throws snowball* "Hey ! What are you doing ?! It's cold !" *throws back* "Ahaha !"

    "Where are you ~?" "Behind you." *throws snowball* "Where are you ?" "Hey ! Look back !" *turns back* "You are doing it on purpose ?" *turns back* "Where are you ?"

    "In your head." *falls in the snow*
     
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    Day 29

    "I wonder if 21 Dares is made that way, because it's the average age of the players there, or if it's metaphor for life"

    "What do you mean?"

    "Well I mean when, you know, you're young and count every year, when every 3 years something important usually happens, sometimes earlier, sometimes later." "Yeah, so?" "Well, you see 21 is the age when a lot people either find their place in life or do something absurdly stupid for the first time."

    "And? Who cares anyway" "Don't you see, this is folk wisdom, the wisdom of the ancients before us on NUF. They gave us a message, that no matter what happens, you always end up looking stupid!"

    "I agree with the part where you look stupid and'd like to add my own message from the ancients, that is 'Go farm you lazy bum'"
     
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    Day 30

    A tree fell from the sky, a fly flew through the tree, an explosion broke a @Fossil

    Seems like a normal day.
     
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    Day 31

    "Hands... Hands up! This is a robbery! Give me all your nuffies!"

    "Son, you do know we're nuffies farmers for a reason?"

    "Come here now, some honest work will do you go. Why don't you start farming too?"

    "But... But this is a robbery!!"

    "Not anymore."
     
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    Day 32

    "Hello, can I get some food please? I'm starving!"

    "Sure, here you go!"

    "I'm saved! Thank you!"

    "Glad you enjoyed that. Now...pay up. 1000 nuffies."

    "Whaaaaat!"

    "Huehue...why do you think I'm the only one living around here?"

    "Nuuuuuu!"
     
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    Day 33

    "Ha... I'm so tired... "

    "Hmmm?? You're tired?"

    "Yeah... Why?"

    "Pay me 100 nuffies! It's against the law here to be tired!"

    "WHAT!!! WHAT KIND OF LAW IS THAT??"

    "It's the law here... Duh..."
     
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    Day 34

    "Hello, I'd like to buy a potion of floof"

    "Fine, 10k nuffies"

    "Are you insane, I can buy you ten times over for 5"

    "Yeah, but you can't buy а potion"

    "Youuuu"
     
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    Day 35

    A new species was discovered, it's called floof, rumors say it's a fluffy hoof... Which is weird, but... Hey, it's a thing.