A JP MC and a CN MC walk into a bar...

JP MC: Wait, where's KR MC?
CN MC: Over there, sulking in the corner while whining about rich people getting away with everything.

 

the Cn Mc walked into the inn and called food, the inn owner accidentally fed him rat poison but he noticed that and killed whole the inn by poisoning their foods for revenge
the jap mc didnt die of course, since he were busy talking about the only fitting japanese tastebuds foods from his homelands
the cn mc left the criminal scene as the jap mc got chased away by the guards
laterly Jap mc tried to craft a gun then killed by common sense as his face blew off
the cn mc fell down a cliff but survived, he found a skeleton holding a secret cultivation technique book but thank for the time, rain and sun, the book were damaged enough that is not even worth to make fuel of it
he starved to die

".... yawn ... yaw.... WHAT!!! i overslept ... got too drunk last night , hope i didnt do anything foolish ... like ... activated common sense ... hahaha , it's not like those two would die if i activated it for just a month (equally 10 hours in here) ... hahaha ... haha... ahaha... they didnt die right ? they are just sleeping, aint them ? ... somebody halp me ~~~ the heroes got freaking killed by commonsense ..."
-Some otherworld Goddess.

 

...and they hug and kiss.

 

Another JP MC: nothing beat beastgirl, except loli. Yes loli no touch.

 

truck kun shows up and kills and reincarnated them both (one in a random teen trash with a (almost ex)fiancee and the other in a just born baby)
you can guess who is who

 

CN MC : I like jade feet but I could also go for a lamia, confused here...

 

A CN MC and a JP MC entered a bar.
A KR MC arrived later and recoiled in horror... "DUDES... Get a bloody room, why are you shagging here? Gordon Bennet, now I don't have any mood to drink...!"

Now... Who is uke? who is seme?
Fujoshi's advice needed...

 

Wait, aside from BTTH, which other Chinese novels have a lamia heroine?

 

Ha! Ifor this was England 13 year olds can be inside

 

Dunno but a lot of them have jade feet!

 

One mad sesh

 

JP MC harem girl mixes aphrodisiac in his drink so they can get laid (cuz JP MC are dense and pu**ies) but CN MC was thirsty and drank it and the yang energy in his body became violent and rapes JP MC harem girl. Then declares that she is his woman and no one can touch her and she reluctantly agrees and tears of joy came because CN MC said so. In the end JP MC bows down and apologizes repeatedly because the drink was for him and somehow he harmed the CN MC and gives compensation.

 

CN use Skill:
Dao of Apex Copy and Dao of Fate Control
Super Effective!!

JP Skill:
Avatar of plot armor and Truck Summoning
Super Effective!!

 

Instead of 'JP Male MC make it a male reincarnated into a woman, what'll happen... Please do provide an In-depth explanation...
*Cough* For science *Cough*.

 

They're golems, not girls.

 

Well since both are OP it would go like this.

JP MC walks in followed by his harem and soon afterwards the CN MC walks in alone while thinking about his dozen or so wives living in one location or another. The CN MC noticed that one of the dudes in the bar is one of those guys from earlier that insulted him. So he does the only logical thing and proceeds to murder him and his friends. however JP MC sees this and interveens and even after finding out the situation insists the CN MC stop going to such brutal extremes.

CN MC tries to beat him out of the way but JP's harem that he slowly made half as OP as he is jumps in and over powers him. It is at this moment that one of CN's wives shows up and makes the power balance even because CN's wife won't bother to find out what's happening and will just join her man's side while seeing no problem.

Halfway through the fight JP will trigger some sort of growth and become even more OP but then CN will obtain some sort of insight and breakthrough to the next stage of his legendary cultivation method. CN is shocked beyond belief that anyone else besides him can actually suddenly grow stronger mid fight while JP just wishes that the fight would end already.

Eventually CN realizes the guys he wanted to kill are gone anyway and gives up the fight. JP agrees and offers to smooth things over by buying him a drink. CN realizes that JP is a cool dude and makes a bond of brotherhood with him.

Alternate paths

Spoiler: CN kills one of JP's girls

JP and the girls are enraged and unlock yet another power boost and crush CN but not killing him. Afterwards using the power of some one time use treasure he revives the dead girl. CN then flees while swearing revenge but because both have OP growth speeds he never really gets ahead until he reaches the god stage.

But by then he acends to another plane and forgets all about everything that came before.

Spoiler: CN MC actually brings full harem

Same shit because only one or two of CN's harem will even be able to fight close to CN's level.

Spoiler: JP MC is a vengance type

After finding out CN has a grudge with those guys JP happily helps slaughter them in exchange for helping him destroy the royal family of the kingdom that backstabed him. CN agrees but demands at least half of the royal treasury and both go to slaughter the poor fools about to get destroyed by two OP protagonists

 

If CN MC and JP MC are female, what gonna happen to the story? Is there anyone have an better idea?

 

oh... the author run out of ideas... readers suicide, outrage wreck havoc burn the entire nation.

 

cn female mc enter the bar to hide from the prince encouters female jp mc which in reality was formally a male(genderbender). jp MC tries to go for yuri, CN mc realizes what is going on and kill her

 

JP will gather adventurer to embark on an adventure full of fluff while CN won't come to a bar because she's busy with her evil emperor husband.