A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

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  1. Drake888

    Drake888 That one guy. You know, the one over there.

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    I am sitting in a bar right now and somebody just picked a song on the jukebox. The song title is the title of this thread. I have never heard of this song. Just wow. Catchy beat though.
     
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    SamGoingHam A sports, games, novels fanatic.

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    Oh... I thought you were gonna tell us a spicy story *is disappointed*
     
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  3. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    Pretty sure that involves hentai logic and or torture desu
     
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    You just awakened some peoples' rape fetish.
     
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    Perv.:ROFLMAO:
     
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    Ah Bloodhound Gang, back at my old job we listened to a lot of them and Lonely Island while we worked.
     
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    Ah yes. The bloodhound gang
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    'Who's yo daddy?!?'
    *cries* I DON'T KNOW!!'
     
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    Pretty sure some sadist would do that
     
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    Maid Chan [Professional]

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    Its fun!
    *sadist has entered the chat
     
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    :facepalm:

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    These sorts of threads draw out the nutters...:blobtongue:
     
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  12. Kirill

    Kirill New Member

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    I'm kinda disappointed that there's no actual stripper in the story who's really crying while doing a lap dance :blobsad: wasted opportunity
     
  13. Drake888

    Drake888 That one guy. You know, the one over there.

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    This needs more likes
     
  14. Drake888

    Drake888 That one guy. You know, the one over there.

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    Alas, I avoid strip clubs these days.
     
  15. Kirill

    Kirill New Member

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    Why
    Aren't they up to par anymore
     
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  16. Maid Chan

    Maid Chan [Professional]

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    You are just provoking the sadist sec. To do stuff to you, greenstuff!
     
  17. Maid Chan

    Maid Chan [Professional]

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    This is a shockingly belated response...
     
  18. Kirill

    Kirill New Member

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    Wait what
    Am I missing something
     
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    No i mean. I can feel genuine sincerity from your response to his post. And thats shocking.
     
  20. Astolfo27

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    Asking while slapping