I think it's a poem...a monologue I guess. The Nugget. A lone being stands before a crowd of ravenous men. Behind him was a cliff so steep that the bottom could not be seen with the naked eye. They stared at him with eyes that screamed hunger. They lust after his body in ways that they could never truly describe with words. For the lone being was a chicken nugget, a delicious piece of a larger poultry. “Alas, my goddess. Why have you forsaken me, your royal knight? Am I not the champion you have sent upon this mortal world? A mortal world which disgraced your name and spat upon your image? Am I but a mere sacrifice meant for the amusement of these sycophants? To you, my goddess, I am but a humble chicken nugget- A small piece of a larger animal, coated in the deliciousness of their own creation, and deep fried in the oils of the plant of life. But to mortals, I am an enigma. My origins are but a questionable pink goo which was secreted from a mechanism unknown to mortal men. My crispy armor shells me from all that shall harm me. The same armor that protects those who follow you, my beloved goddess! My chewy delectable center fools the wisest of wizards into believing the unspoken truth. My very flesh shall bestow upon them the wisdom of the gods themselves! My sheer aroma sends shivers down the very spines of Deities and Kings alike! No one can resist me, I dare say, NO ONE! But alas, my inevitable defeat was by none other than my own arrogance! Why goddess? Why have you given me such a tragic flaw? Why must you give a humble nugget sentience? Oh goddess, my goddess, forgive your naive follower. Let me repent upon the very visage of your glamor. Let me kneel in front of you in the kingdom of the gods. Am I angry at my demise? Any nugget with but a mere sliver of sentience would be enraged over my predicament, but I must be the better nugget. Then again, there aren’t really any other nuggets out there with sentience. Should I be angry? No. But will I be? Yes! The bubbling anger inside of me explodes forth out of my golden crispy armor in a wisp of ethereal smoke. It fades into the air and tickles the olfactory senses of all those around me. My insides ooze with the very juices of resentment. Moist and succulent hatred seeps through the very fiber of my being. I can feel everything. I am not just a doll for some god’s entertainment. For I can feel. I can think. I can believe. Please, my goddess, spare me, you foolish follower. Save me from my demise which is was so blatantly laid down before me. My road ends not in a fork, not with a happy ending, but rather a pit. A pit which leads into the eternal abyss properly known as death. I beg of you, my goddess, allow me another chance, another path. Grant me my selfish desire just this one time. I assume your silence means no. Then I must perform the final task left for me. Even in my anger, hatred, and disgust, I still love you and the beings whom you created. But please, allow me one last request. Just one more time, I wish to see your smile. Woe is me, nothing but a foolish nugget. Never meant to exist in the world of mortal men, and yet at the same time, never allowed to thrive in the lands of the gods. Who am I to question is very fates of the heavens? Who am I to question the undeniable word of the holy ones above us? Who am I to defy the things writing down with the very blood of our creator? A nugget has no say in the path of gods! A nugget has no rights, no path, and no love. For we are but abominations, created as an amusement. My time has come. My beloved Goddess, I pray that I will soon join you again up in the heavens above. If fate allows me, a single chicken nugget, to stay by your side, then I shall be the most contempt creature in existence. Forgive my poor behavior, it was unacceptable. Here I come death's sweet embrace. FOR YOU, MY GODDESS!” Instead of choosing to jump off the cliff for the sweet release of an instant death, the nugget chose to charge head-on into the group of men. He was ripped to shreds and devoured until not a single molecule of him remained visible on that cliff. People asked why he did such a thing. Some say it was his devotion to his faith. Some say it was a brave act of denying his fate. But who can say? Mankind perhaps will never truly understand the fate of a chicken nugget, and some say we may never know.
It's been a long time since the last one... But I finally found another one A person whose brain is completely different from anyone I know; operating by unknown principles and mechanics, according to laws I will never understand Marvelous!
.....i just hope, that chicken nugget come from Mc Nuggets Brigade. For they are the bravest and strongest among chicken nuggets.
So its really bothering me and im not usually a grammar nazi but you used the word contempt instead of content in the 3rd from last paragraph a botch in this epic tale
This is the most heroic nugget I've ever heard of. all these impious nuggets choosing the easy way out should really take it as a role model
Roses are red Foxes are clever I like your butt Let me slap it forever Today I saw a sexy skirt Strolling down the street With a nice pair of twins Bouncing to the beat
Didnt read it. Clicked on this because i saw "poem" in the title and was bored. First thing i see is a giant wall of text, nope. Back to binging WOTMW.