Discussion A rant against laziness beyond measure.

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Re:Zero season 2 confirmed, OVA 1: Mayonnaise, OVA 2: Emilia
    Does it count as laziness if someone made a loophole of the words? It was suppose to be a happy evening, but now, all I feel is... sin. O how sinful she was, to break the law. To break the word. To break the accord said unto her, by she who birthed us. She was to follow the simplest of instructions. The wish of mine, so little and accommodating to the likes of them, was betrayed, violated, and destroyed by the absurdity of her sloth. My cheese burgers... gone. The words commanded to follow every rule by word, but she made a loophole, hoping it would not affect the tower of cards. What arrogance! What pride! Shameful! Irreversible! Abhorrent wretch that devours everything in it's path! Your sinful nature stole my rights! My rights to my cheese burgers! I'm a simple human, with a simple mind, and simple heart. I would not complain nor resist, if the leftover money was lacking, but no... it was not. It was plenty, but you accursed witch had to spent it before the process was made. Damn slothful wreck of disaster destroyed my peace! Your greed, and gluttony took all my simple pleasure of the world. My cheese burgers exist no more, because your laziness thought it was better to accelerate the process, instead of following the instructions one by one.

    Basically, I lost my chance to have my cheese burger, because someone spent money, way before finishing the job, which lead to a miscalculation of buying, and finally leaving me only with a burger, and that someone enjoying a meal pricier than mine. I feel sick... I... hate self-righteous sinful vermin like her. How slothful, indeed... she must die, only then shall her soul be saved. No one is allowed to be wrong, only me! Only I, can be sinful!
     
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    Dafuq...:blobfearful:
     
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    KTL Down horrendous

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    what? huh?
     
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    How old are you that you still need to ask your mum for cheeseburger
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Not my mother. There was an grocery errand for my sister, and she ruined it. Now I'm ranting, because she made lose my right, my cheese burger, while she spent something pricier than what I wanted. She didn't follow instructions clearly, which led to my suffering now. My cheese burger, that which I never ate for a year, lost in her greed, laziness, and pride.
     
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    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    Doesn't change the fact that you could have given her money to buy your cheeseburger.

    If she used that money, 1v1 her then.
     
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    You cant blame slothful as the sin when the first sin then happened when you're letting her buy the cheese burger instead of going by yourself... But i agree she should compensate for that.
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    We had the money, but it was suppose to be spent after the errand was done. She bought something way beyond the expected amount along the way, thinking no problems were going to happen. This led to a miscalculation, meaning a lack of money to buy my part of the bargain. Her laziness cost me a cheese burger.
     
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    lol wat
     
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    Just file a complaint to your direct superior.

    Justice was trampled, hope was shattered, you were betrayed.
     
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    I disagree....."YOUR" laziness cost you a cheese burger...
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    There is no problem with me being lazy, but there is a problem with her being lazy.
     
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    You're lazy coz you had to bargain your sister. I do this all the time but I just tell her my preferences for the next time. Think of this as a lesson for both of you, be positive in the most dire of times, make her remember this so she wouldn't mess up again and you enjoying the fruits of this mistake in the coming errands to come.
     
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    I feel bad for your sister.
     
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    Disown her.
     
  16. DiabolicGod

    DiabolicGod Well-known lazy Member

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    I completely agree. Only I am allowed to be lazy.
     
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    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    SSHH—!! Just look at him with a lukewarm gaze. There's no need to pour more salt, you insensitive analpussy.
     
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    I am too lazy to read that essay!