Friends and fellow nuffians. It brings me great joy to announce that a certain waste of oxygen will be wed away to this wonderful gentleman For a long time we have been troubled by the grooms stupidity however said groom lucked out when the bride walked up to the groom and I quote him word for word said "Mr. RTS... you know... ever since the first time i saw you... i have always thought... 'why can't i take my eyes from this person....' then i realised.... YOU ARE THE ONE!!! That Gaze!!! That spicy tongue of yours!!! ahhh!!! *ecstasy* even a single glance of yours can bring this one into happiness!! please Mr. RTS!!! show me the way!! make me like you!! Guide this one!!" After this one thing led to another and with a little bit of a push (https://forum.novelupdates.com/members/rts.77924/#profile-post-248126) here we are today, enemies, more enemies and people who dont know or care on as to who the fuck these two people are. #WISHYOUAHAPPYMARRIAGE aka #niceforcedmarriage #imreadyforanRPSchallengewheneveryouarem8 Edit: damn but i always end up posting it in the wrong subforum oh well. may the mods have mercy and take general delight in rts's discomfort Also a cake for you guys
*wipes tears of joy* @RTS who knew it'll end up this way... I wish you a happy future together! You can do it!!!! I wish all the luck in... 1) Having a happy marriage 2) Escaping your marriage
As I have already said, I never thought there would come a day where I, THE GREAT RTS, would be cornered into such a situation. O God, what have I done to deserve such treatment? I have never ever read a single yuri or yaoi novel. I have never treated someone poorly, then why is this happening to me?
Ah @vrelt1 , just the other day you came out as an M and wanted an S to have a Fairytail like ending like Cinderella. It has now come true. Give the glass slipper to @RTS for you to be stepped on every day. It was a wonderful journey. I'm so happy to see it. Blessing to both of you. Be happy! have bountiful whipmarks and all that entails.
It's love you know... @vrelt1 couldn't contain his love for you... Leading to his passionate declaration of love.
comgratulating @HavekZero btw, without your presence, this union might not have been. A toast for @HavekZero !
As you said, you never read a single yuri, yaoi or bara. This is mostly why. Life is always in fact misfortune on misfortune, life is based on misfortune. People always have what they don't want~ You know this saying : "The good always die the sooner" Oh wait, maybe I shouldn't say that ? Good luck with the next. I hope that you will be fortunate one day. Anyway, I am going back to pray @Kurono ~