U should write this caution thing which are used in youtube videos like "The following content is not meant serious. If you got problems with that, please leave kindly"
Meng Hao: What is this womans thing that you are speaking of? Will it be of assistance in my path as a cultivator? Does it assist in gathering the worldy riches needed to duplicate more of the profound items used to cataclysize the takes of breakthrough? If not then I will have none of it. For time is a precious resource for those on the dao of cultivation and Meng Hao will not waste longlivety on trifle things.
Yi Yun, Meng Hao & Yun Che in School~ With special guests Lord Fifth, Chu Feng and Brick! --------------------------------- Currently, the three of them are sitting on the shady side of a tree, drinking some oolong tea. Yun Che, seeking some action, asks –“Heyhey, who do you think would impress the girls the most with our abilities? Lets have a contest!” Yi Yun, also bored out of his mind quickly agrees, the only one remaining was Meng Hao. Yun Che -“Meng Hao, how about the winner gets a dog? Would you join us then?” Meng Hao, being naturally fond of dogs, accepts the challenge. “Okay Kiddos, now your father Yun Che will show you, how to woo women it is. Since ancient times, what is used to impress women? Right, magic tricks!” Walking up to a nearby group of girls, Yun Che starts his show. Lighting up two flames on each hand, juggling, throwing them sometimes up into the air… one time even swallowing the whole flame! The girls were amazed, one of them even had a tear in her eye. Not a tear of sadness, a tear of happiness… “Ha hahaha, see how you top that” -Yun Che with a proud voice, already thinking he won the contest. “Not so fast!” Meng Hao, not wanting to lose on the prize, also walks up to the group of girls. Meng Hao, after coughing at least twice, waves his hand. Suddenly, a copper mirror appears! The girls were shocked, just one wave of his hand and a mirror appeared! If that was not cool, what was?! Meng Hao, seeing the amazed looks of the girls gets delighted, but he doesn’t let it show on his face. “It’s not all. I will now summon one of my pets. People call it… Lord Fifth!” With another wave of his hand, black mist emerges out of the mirror, and a wild Lord Fifth appears! “Lord Fifth is here bitch, who dares to cause strife?!” “KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” “KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” The girls, seeing such a cute parrot, start fawning all over him.. “Soooo cute, I don’t even care he called me a bitch! Soo kawaiiii” Yi Yun however, seeing this scene, gets nervous. Meng Hao and Yun Che put on such amazing shows.. No, I mustn’t! I’m also a main character! I can not make a fool out of myself! Everyone’s gaze is on Yi Yun, having high hopes after the Fire Magic Show and Parrot Fawning Time. Yi Yun, while slowly exhaling breath, presses on his spatial ring.. After several seconds a….. brick appears! A brick! Seeing the brick, not only the girls, even Yun Che and Meng Hao were flabbergasted! What will he do with a brick?! Yi Yun however does not care. He has faith. Faith in the brick. I did not choose this weapon for naught! I chose the Dao of Brick because The Dao of Brick is… the most suitable for me! “I will use this brick and… hit this cow over there!” Pointing with a finger, approximately 500 metres away there was indeed a cow! Everyone again became shocked! That’s 500 metres! They were still 14! How could he have such arm strength? Yi Yun, thinking of DragonBall while he channels his Yuan Qi, has the sudden idea that saying the infamous lines out loud might help him! “KAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The brick flies magnificently…. For 124 metres to be exact, not even close enough to hit the cow. Before Yi Yun could facepalm himself, he hears a wrathful voice. “Who dares to hit me, Chu Feng, with a brick?!” Hearing this voice, everyone in Yi Yun’s surroundings gets shivers. It was, after all, Chu Feng, rumored as the most blood thirsty student in the whole academy! Not only in the academy, even in Profound City there was noone who hasn’t heard of Chu Feng! If you ever provoke him, not only you, your whole bloodline was in danger! “Hahahah, was fun to play with you Yi Yun. I just remembered, I got..ehm..homework! Right, homework! See ya” Yun Che, while blabbering these words, quickly flees out of the scene. Looking around, Yi Yun sees no one. Not a single soul, ..even the wind stopped blowing up the leaves. Sigh, is that my life? …I’m still a virgin.... Chu Feng, seeing Yi Yun, slowly starts his walk towards him.. ------------------------------ Will Yi Yun survive? Will he escape the evil hands of Chu Feng? If you want to know, check out the next.. who wants to be a millionaire! Special thanks to @Arcturus for reminding me of the Brick!
Every story needs more Linley. Linley is love, Linley is life..... I think I'm going to go make a Linley thread
At least keep their character. U are just using their names without a shred of their character at all.
Chu feng annihilated a clan or two in his time if I remember correctly. He just didn't spend a whole story arc doing it.
..... Didn't you just get a warning to post it in the first thread instead of creating a new one? @Parth37955 @Shio