Adventures of Main Characters

Yalder · Mar 22, 2016

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH That was Epic. Yi Yun still got a long way to master the BRICK skill. We are speking of a Major Dao.

My English is so GOOD that u might not understand

Kagami Ren · Mar 22, 2016

Damn Chu Feng getting Mafian xD

Nefasdetestasti · Mar 22, 2016

poor yi yun...but still it's funny....still hate yun che!!f*ck you!!!!yun che!!!!!!

Shio · Mar 22, 2016

Azusky said: ↑

Noo this is with yi yun, has nothing to do with Nie Li. Completely new story
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So every time a novel introduce new character, they will be classified as new one? Then I did better classified ATG as 15+ separate series.
Merged.

Hien · Mar 23, 2016

Azusky said: ↑

This one got quite long compared to the first 2 parts, but i think it's at least as funny!
If you liked any of the two, you will probably like this one too since it has the same humor.
Also, Yi Yun is now part of the story! With special guests Lord Fifth, Chu Feng and Brick!
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Currently, the three of them are sitting on the shady side of a tree, drinking some oolong tea.
Yun Che, seeking some action, asks –“Heyhey, who do you think would impress the girls
the most with our abilities? Lets have a contest!”
Yi Yun, also bored out of his mind quickly agrees, the only one remaining was Meng Hao.
Yun Che -“Meng Hao, how about the winner gets a dog? Would you join us then?”
Meng Hao, being naturally fond of dogs, accepts the challenge.

“Okay Kiddos, now your father Yun Che will show you, how to woo women it is.
Since ancient times, what is used to impress women? Right, magic tricks!”
Walking up to a nearby group of girls, Yun Che starts his show.
Lighting up two flames on each hand, juggling, throwing them sometimes up into the air…
one time even swallowing the whole flame! The girls were amazed, one of them even had a tear in her eye.
Not a tear of sadness, a tear of happiness…
“Ha hahaha, see how you top that” -Yun Che with a proud voice, already thinking he won the contest.

“Not so fast!” Meng Hao, not wanting to lose on the prize, also walks up to the group of girls.
Meng Hao, after coughing at least twice, waves his hand.
Suddenly, a copper mirror appears!
The girls were shocked, just one wave of his hand and a mirror appeared!
If that was not cool, what was?!
Meng Hao, seeing the amazed looks of the girls gets delighted, but he doesn’t let it show on his face.
“It’s not all. I will now summon one of my pets. People call it… Lord Fifth!”

With another wave of his hand, black mist emerges out of the mirror, and a wild Lord Fifth appears!
“Lord Fifth is here bitch, who dares to cause strife?!”
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
The girls, seeing such a cute parrot, start fawning all over him..
“Soooo cute, I don’t even care he called me a bitch! Soo kawaiiii”

Yi Yun however, seeing this scene, gets nervous. Meng Hao and Yun Che put on such amazing shows..
No, I mustn’t! I’m also a main character! I can not make a fool out of myself!

Everyone’s gaze is on Yi Yun, having high hopes after the Fire Magic Show and Parrot Fawning Time.
Yi Yun, while slowly exhaling breath, presses on his spatial ring..
After several seconds a….. brick appears!

A brick! Seeing the brick, not only the girls, even Yun Che and Meng Hao were flabbergasted!
What will he do with a brick?!
Yi Yun however does not care. He has faith. Faith in the brick.
I did not choose this weapon for naught! I chose the Dao of Brick because The Dao of Brick is…
the most suitable for me!
“I will use this brick and… hit this cow over there!”
Pointing with a finger, approximately 500 metres away there was indeed a cow!
Everyone again became shocked! That’s 500 metres! They were still 14! How could he have such arm strength?

Yi Yun, thinking of DragonBall while he channels his Yuan Qi, has the sudden idea that
saying the infamous lines out loud might help him!
“KAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

The brick flies magnificently…. For 124 metres to be exact, not even close enough to hit the cow.
Before Yi Yun could facepalm himself, he hears a wrathful voice.
“Who dares to hit me, Chu Feng, with a brick?!”
Hearing this voice, everyone in Yi Yun’s surroundings gets shivers. It was, after all, Chu Feng,
rumored as the most blood thirsty student in the whole academy! Not only in the academy, even in
Profound City there was noone who hasn’t heard of Chu Feng!
If you ever provoke him, not only you, your whole bloodline was in danger!

“Hahahah, was fun to play with you Yi Yun. I just remembered, I got..ehm..homework! Right, homework! See ya”
Yun Che, while blabbering these words, quickly flees out of the scene.
Looking around, Yi Yun sees no one. Not a single soul, ..even the wind stopped blowing up the leaves.
Sigh, is that my life? …I’m still a virgin....

Chu Feng, seeing Yi Yun, slowly starts his walk towards him..

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Will Yi Yun survive? Will he escape the evil hands of Chu Feng?
If you want to know, check out the next.. who wants to be a millionaire!
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hahaha god dammit it's master piece. YY go borrow Nie Lie Temporal Demon Book. you will safe there and THAT LORD FIFTH HAHAHA
next one call Lord Third A.K.A Ultimate Vexation! hahaha...
hope we can see the heroine soon.

Fx100 · Mar 23, 2016

Lin feng preaching about arrogant is more terrifying than chu feng ruthlessness, especially if u add lord third as a guest

Hien · Mar 24, 2016

Fx100 said: ↑

Lin feng preaching about arrogant is more terrifying than chu feng ruthlessness, especially if u add lord third as a guest
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let lin feng and UV talk about life and we will see hell.

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