Amusing ways to short novel names

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    Nukus Well-Known Member

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    MAny novels have rather long titles these days. To pass the time, leta to try to think of amusing ways to shorten them.

    Here is what I've got and what started this:

    Once Upon A Time... A Spirit Sword Mountain

    Perhaps more amusing:

    Once Upon A Time...... Sword Mountain!
     
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    I shall seal the heaven !

    I Seal Heaven !
     
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Why can't we just call it Spirit sword mountain? Its shorter and on point.
     
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    People are shortening "The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love" into "The Reader and Protagonist" or...

    TRAP.
     
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    I will join this play
    "NEET Receives a Dating Sim Game Level System" -> "NEET Dating System"
     
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    Or Why not Nee Dating Sym ?
     
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    rh12 Destroying the world with my snores

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    let me try :

    true martial world: martial world

    b-but martial world already exists,:blobsob::blobsob::blobsob:

    let's try again

    true martial world: true world:aww::aww:
     
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    Titles like these just use acronyms bruh, True Martial World: TMW
     
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    rh12 Destroying the world with my snores

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    You haven't read my aim I see

    Read It!
    :blobthumbsdown::blobthumbsdown::blobthumbsdown:
     
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    OnigaImasuka A devil in disguise

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    My Sister Is The Demon Lord But She's Cute So I Decide To Bed Her Before The Hero Comes

    Shortens into: ?
     
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    rh12 Destroying the world with my snores

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    iampsyx Have some rest, and let's do better tomorrow

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    The manga is called "Spirit Blade Mountain". Short enough yet?
     
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    iampsyx Have some rest, and let's do better tomorrow

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    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    BDSM siscon
     
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    iampsyx Have some rest, and let's do better tomorrow

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    Bedding my demon lord imouto before the hero
     
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    OnigaImasuka A devil in disguise

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    I have already saved this world, took all the riches, and gained all the power, I'm living a fun life in a castle with a woman knight and a female Demon Lord, so, please, we don't need more heroes here!

    Shortens into: We don't need another hero
     
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