Absoluteness does not exist in the universe. Everything in and of universal parts of the universe is transient. We cannot hope to perceive beyond infinity and understand eternity completely in its fullest extent. But enough of that cosmic crisis. What today's lesson is on mankind's absoluteness. Indeed, as some may have guessed, it is about the indescribable nature of duality in mankind. You see, what might be understood is not all there is to it. A elementary example would be shit. What is shit? Shit is feces. Feces is organic waste. Organic waste is waste yet it serves a purpose. We add meaning to that purpose, and thus increase the amount of purposes it has. From shit to good shit to bad shit and just plain shit. Interesting, yes? Now, a intermediary example would be that shit is pseudo-absolute. Like a previous saying that absolute power corrupts absolutely, so thus shit in its fullest extent. Shit itself is but a word. The word is nothing but a signification to something that exists, and happens to be considered shit. This shit is an object, person, place, or time. Shit is duality manifest. It stinks, it tastes bad, and its inedible. That is shit but such shit is needed, wanted, and existing, because it serves as the balance between good shit and bad shit. Forgive my cursing, but shit is truly the closes to absoluteness we, mankind are capable of. Shit saves and destroys lives. Shit is truth and lie. Shit is DNA and trash. Shit is everything and nothing. Altogether the universe is shit, but we just can't see shit. This ends today's lesson. I hope you have a shitty day, my shit stained humans.
What can I say? My nature is like a snake eating it's own tail. Edit: Wait... I just realized what you meant! I did not contradict myself!
So you decided to make a literal shit post? On side note: it has always been said if humankind goes extinct, lives on earth would thrive. Our shit is the only thing this earth need from us.
Technically, I did not contradict myself. Shit is pseudo-absolute, but not absolute. So by definition, my theory remains to be proven true! Wait... why did you edit my reply?
If absoluteness does not exist, then that very fact is absolute in and of itself. Therefore absoluteness exists.
Well, shit. Now, now. How can conclude such observation without going beyond the universe's (hypothetical) boundaries? This is why shit is the closest to absoluteness we can observe, and thus correlate in all our conjectures: what is and what is not. Your are close but not nearly enough to be considered close. Remember, everything can be connected to shit. Shit is a person, object, place, or time. What is not observed as shit, only then can absoluteness be actualized!
On what grounds would shit be the closest thing to absoluteness? If anything, a banana is. What is a banana? Banana is a fruit. Fruits are organic matters. Organic matters are matters that matter in various ways, and so it serves a purpose. We add meaning to that purpose, and thus increase the amount of purposes it has. From banana to ripe banana to rotten banana and just plain banana. Interesting, yes? Now, a intermediary example would be that banana is pseudo-absolute. Like a previous saying that absolute power corrupts absolutely, so thus banana in its fullest extent. Banana itself is but a word. The word is nothing but a signification to something that exists, and happens to be considered banana. This banana is an object, an idea, a nomination, or a placehodler. Banana is duality manifest. It has the ability to stink and not stink, to taste good and not good, and can be either edible or inedible. That is banana but such banana is needed, wanted, and existing, because it serves as the balance between good banana and bad banana.
True, but your banana is shit when its good or bad or both. Shit when eaten and shit when left behind. In the end, it's all shit. Thus, shit is the closest to absoluteness.