Analyze Ai-chan's dream!

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So Ai-chan had a dream just a while ago. Would you analyze Ai-chan's dream? Discuss. It's not like you have anything better to do, right?

    Ai-chan went to a place somewhere looking for a job. Ai-chan got hired by a dashing young man who looked like wax would look good melting on his naked chest under the glow of candles and lullabies of Sweet Child of Mine. Let's call this dude Charles. But Ai-chan's true identity was a witch who hunts demons.

    We were naturally attracted to each other and had anal sex. Don't know why it's specifically anal sex, but dreams are weird, alright! Anyway, after we had anal sex, we came across the dude who owned the business, his dad. And it so happened that Ai-chan knew this guy. He was posing in a picture from about 15 years ago together with Ai-chan's mother, Ai-chan, Ai-chan's little sister and Ai-chan's two big brothers. That's right, Charles dad is Ai-chan's dad. Ai-chan was horrified because Ai-chan was trading spit with Ai-chan big brother just a moment ago.

    Then Ai-chan met the other brother. He was lame after being kicked by a donkey. Charles said it was his fault, because he didn't tie up the donkey right. But Ai-chan remembered. Ai-chan was there at the time. He was kicked by the donkey because he was fingering the donkey's ass.

    Charles had an argument with the other brother over a poker game. He said Charles never let him do anything he wanted. So Charles said that was never the case, and said he would help if he would only tell Charles what he wanted to do. So he said he wanted to run as Governor of California. Then Charles asked Ai-chan to help vote him for Governor of California. Ai-chan refused because we didn't even live in California.

    Then it turns out that Ai-chan's little sister was kidnapped by a demon. Together with Charles, we rode on the other brother's wheelchair to save our little sister (he doesn't know yet). After the rescue was over, we traded spit again and met together with the rest of the family in a parked Boeing 747.

    The conversation went like this:

    Ai-chan: Mom!

    Charles: What? Mom?

    Ai-chan: What are you doing here?

    Mom: You killed the dude who harassed me in high school. I figure it's time to come back.

    Charles: Good morning, ma'am. I would like ask for your permission to date-

    Ai-chan: I thought you said you'd never see dad again!

    Mom: Well things change.

    Charles: Your dad's here too? Where?

    Ai-chan: *points at the dude sitting in front of us* That's dad.

    Charles: That? But that's my dad.

    Ai-chan: That's my dad too.

    Dad: The correct pronoun is 'he'.

    Charles: But that makes her my...

    Mom: That's right, I'm your mom, boys.

    Charles: But that makes you my...

    Ai-chan: That's right, I'm your sister. Feels like a freight train, right? That was what I felt.

    Charles: But that means, I kissed my sister and I liked it?!!!

    Other brother: What? Why am I always the one missing all the action?
     
  2. Donuts

    Donuts Endless surge of emotions

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    idk but your dream is very messed up I bet you probably combine the things that you watch or see and brought it to your dream
    Nice imagination tho
     
  3. yuzen

    yuzen ⚝Ńihilisťič⚝

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    Analysis complete : complete Donkeysh*t.
     
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  4. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    You might be constipated. :hmm:
     
  5. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Ai-chan wants to have anal orgy with her entire family, donkey included.
     
  6. Neiri

    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    Quarantine is hell of a drug...........
     
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  7. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    im saddened how u didnt tag me since i basically do this for the memes at this point


    let see.....

    U feel disconnected to your family... and are also horny
     
  8. LNreader

    LNreader Courting Death

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  9. Shio

    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    I think Ai-chan needs to add more fiber to her diet
     
  10. Hacalyhd

    Hacalyhd Well-Known Member

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    Well it's weird, but at least it's not "I tried jumping out the window while still half asleep because I did not want to live without my master. The master who only existed in my dream and whom I love so much that half asleep me did not want to live in a world without him"-weird.

    Edit: Maybe watch some non-porn stuff before bed. That dream sounds like you had some animal documentary & hentai version of Netflix & Chill.
     
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  11. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    Incest is wincest?
     
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  12. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    so on top of anal you add bondage? BDSM?
     
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  13. yuzen

    yuzen ⚝Ńihilisťič⚝

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    "Anal"ising Ai-chain's dream! >>Analyze Ai-chan's dream!
    This title would greatly fit from your topic.
     
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  14. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    It means that @Ai chan want's to taste the forbidden fruits ...
     
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    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    You can't have anal if you have constipation :/

    I have no idea how to connect that to bdsm
     
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  16. juniorjawz

    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    At least this is better than Ai-chan's previous dreams of always being the one on the receiving end.
     
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  17. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 I'm getting too old for this shit

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    Ah Ai-chans dream. Always fun to read. We love you goddess despite your weird/fun dreams
     
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  18. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    "Ai-chan", is all you need to make the connection....
     
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  19. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    You were horny before you slept. Or as someone already said, constipation. Yeah.
     
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  20. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    So discount stars wars porn?:hmm: