Discussion Animals with identity crisis?

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  1. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Birb be like... "I identify as Meoww."



    Kawaii... But that's exactly what they want you to see.
    We need more Research Materials on this important,
    possibly life threatening,
    alien invasion schemes,
    targeting Earthlings.
    Killing us softly with cuteness... sleep, sleep. sssleep.
     
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  2. Robbini

    Robbini Logical? Illogical? Random? Or Just Unique?

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    It's just trying to fit in with the group , but as you can see they ignore it and when it goes close to them, they get up and move away, thus disdaining it even further. You can even see the moments when it realizes it's an outcast and it's shoulders hang downwards even more and the meoww gets a sad tone in it as it loses the volume of it's meowws. If that was a cat with those noises, I would urgently check what's wrong with it, because it either sounds like it's desperate, in pain , need company (you or some other cat) or want you to open a door to somewhere it needs to go.
     
  3. emanzo

    emanzo Active Member

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    I once encountered a duck that barked, kept wagging its tail, and panting. But it would stop whenever I brought my phone out to take a video.
     
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    Mufarasu Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that just people?
     
  5. Millo

    Millo Well-Known Member

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  6. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    You destroyed the experience. Shame on you. I felt for the birdie instead of laughing at it. Shame on you twice. You and I can never be friends. You should join a political party, you commie!
     
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  7. Mazino

    Mazino The final chapter.

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    existence is suffering.
    edit: also fuck you for saying this i can now literally hear the pain in the bird as it tries to meow. Fuck this is unsettling.
     
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  8. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    CAN'T YOU SEE??!? It's blending in with the enemy, don't say any more or we'll have to abort the mission!!1!
    xD

    lol this for some reason reminded me of that
     
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  9. CrispyNoodle

    CrispyNoodle 『Noodle Overlo*d』『Open Pervert』『Onii-chan』

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    I bet that bird is a feminazi
     
  10. defry

    defry Well-Known Member

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    Those cats are racist to the extreme.
    They treated the bird that wanted to be included in their feline hierarchy as it doesn't exist. Totally outrageous, the bird was meowing for mercy, sympathy, compassion & acceptance but they all were silent like nothing was happening, yet when the bird was close... they dodged it like it was a plague.

    Bird be careful, I feel that those cats will do a bird holocaust.
     
  11. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    This reminds me of-
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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  13. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    You all forgot the most common pet identity crisis.

    Gay pets. Approx. 10% of most mammals exhibit homosexual behavior. Which is a precise correspondence to the behavior of humans. As mammals exhibit gay behavior it is one of the more valid and logical arguments against homophobia.

    Unlike humans, exclusive homosexuality is not seen. This invalidates arguments about homosexuality being a learned population reducing behavior...

    :blobtongue:
     
  14. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Platypus the definition of identity crisis

    I've seen a cat playing fetch with dogs does that count?
     
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    ... And echidna maybe.

     
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    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    Bright_Lucky_Star [Previously Known as OrdinaryUser] The Blessed One

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    I feel sad toward that bird, it identify itself as meow but no kitty want to befriend with it
    :blobcry::blobcry::blobcry:
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Um... your cat has some nice feathers, wouldn't you agree?
     
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  19. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    The ugly duckling
    Need i say more?
     
  20. honglath

    honglath I miss my PC

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    I thought cats use smell to communicate and recognize each other, while meowing is just to get a human's attention.. :blobconfused: