Auctioning off Pie (Enigma)

Ladies and Gentlebots!
Today on NUF we are auctioning off the one and only @Pie !

He comes in any flavour and since the old days of NUF he was it's favourite snack!
The famous pie of NUF!
in your post state how much you will pay (virtual cash) and the highest bidder gets him!
The nuffies will be split between me and @Nom de Plume

If you question my authority you are also questioning two of the staff members authority including @Tony himself!
ofc Noms permission is greater (cause she married pie) and I got it!

 

And evidently @Enigma opinion counts for nothing.....................

@Lovely they need your permission too since you're my owner....


Good luck finding a buyer for this defective product though~

 

I will pay $1 before taxes

 

Q.Q I know I'm not worth much but still...... oh well thanks for making an offer I guess~

 

Congrats!
You're our current highest bidder!

 

Oly you're lying there's at least 2 more pies on nuf

@Pie and @E.gr probably more than just those two actually

 

I just want to give them no money cuz it's be hilarious. It's really nothing to do with you

 

i want to barter him with this~

 

You're the only one in my mind

 

........Q.Q...... I'm really crying here

 

Nah, I don't approve of selling people really so thats why I wouldn't otherwise bid. Not because I wouldn't enjoy eating you among other things

 

I like this bid
but sadly it cannot be accepted O.Q

 

kuh...w-why?

 

Sigh might as well add fuel to the fire

@Ophious here's a chance for revenge

 

what about this?

 

I bribed her already

 

welp

 

read the op

T-the lure is too strong..

 

If it makes you feel better, I would have bought you had I needed you.

 

I guess I'll pay 2 nuffies before taxes!