Awkward Muscle Memory

Anyone here probably have some awkward moments due to habits from our daily life. For me at a couple of minutes ago is sleeping typing out the tags from H works and names of websites n and e- . Such a thing is quite common for me, one moment i was typing out a report, a sudden shut eye, then i start replacing words like sales and business with slaves and bondage. Heck with it, when i tried to read novelupdates on the office desk in incognito (yes i know the service providers and my boss still can track me), as i type in the letter N, the rest of the fingers just responded with H E N T A I. This didnt happen at my phone is because i put NU as homepage.

Long story short, anyone got any awkward shits caused by daily sessions?

 

I always fail type the as teh if that counts. Like 70+% of the time unless I am typing carefully.

 

Not awkward but some really stupid shit that came from habits of socializing.
So I usually laugh when I don't know what to say in a sarcastic way.
I work retail and you can see where this is going. Laughed at a customers face and they stormed off saying they will never come back.
Ended the day going like hmmmm probably fucked up

 

Its the habit of cupping my balls when isolated.... except ive moved into a form with no door locks so its never private anymore... ive had more than a few awkward ball cupping encounters.... except really all i was doing was holding them like on one of those office desk squeeze balls not busting nuts on the down low however that seems incomprehensible to my room mates

 

. I have accidentally hurt someone out of reflex when I was younger due to my practice of martial arts. When I was younger, a friend tried to spray me with a bottle of axe and all I saw was something black coming towards me in the corner of my eye. I instinctively used a book in my hand to hit his down and jabbed it into his chest.

 

I always check if the stove is turned off at night almost every hour or so. Uhhm, does that count's?

 

That makes me wonder.

Does the daoist ninefaps unconsciously cultivate fapping during sleep?
@elengee​

 

If we go by stuff like that I also walk back to check the door a few times to ensure its locked and end up late lol

 

My hand automatically goes to my
Chin when I dunno what to say

 

want to sneeze but can't

 

Keys in my pocket
Wallet in my pocket
Phone in my pocket
Etc

Hi there Kaneki Ken

 

oh I know that feeling~

what I type after as?
it d/w cuz that how I move on MMORPG lel~ but that was long time ago~

I was thrown by a friend cuz .............~ yup that thing is not funny irl~

 

I've talked so much crap about my older brother that I find myself doing so when my mind wanders. Kind of like humming a song I'll just start randomly talking crap about him.

 

Um.... hai?
I guess it' a reflex to whip out my phone every minute?

 

as a man, every time I see a woman my eyes are automatically atracted to her two peaks or to her lower place if facing her back, curiously, if I dont find her attractive, her figure is ignored. Its a natural reflex, there isnt much that I can do about it.
not awkward, but... after typing the same password over a year, I have long forgot what I type, I just go to logon page, put my hands on the keyboard, and the passwd is put in even whitout I knowing it.

 

I do that as well. I even unlock the door to make sure the key works then close again and check again. After taking a few steps turn back and check again.

 

mine would be twirling something in my hand if I can't use my phone or tapping on a table for the same reason.

 

whenever my mind wanders off on the internet i always click on the nu tab and refresh the page somethings doing it pointlessly as its been like 10 seconds

 

For me its not really locking a door, but closing any open drawers or the closet before going to bed

 

Hmm, I don't have that issue, because my phone is always glued to my hand.