Request Awkwkward moment

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  1. Sourceofchaos

    Sourceofchaos Well-Known Member

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    Last week l just got home from work and really tired that l somehow saw somethink strange and odd at first l thougt it was because l'm too tired.

    The thing that l saw was my neighboor son (the child was five) poking his middle finger toward his own anus without his pants right in front of his own house, l thought that l was to tired so l just stood there like an idiot will rubbing my eyes just to make sure it was a dream or not.

    I want to ask him why he do that but then his mother come out from the house and saw him, the mother became angry and ask him why.

    (The son answer make it awkwkward for me and my neighboor)

    The son answer was "because l saw you put your finger in daddy hole and he became happy so l want to became happy too"
    And what make even more funnier was that when his husband come out with a delighted face, l meant just think about it after you hear what the son Say then right away saw his father face you just can't help to laugh:blobjoy::blobjoy::blobjoy:
     
  2. Ddraig

    Ddraig < Frostfire Dragon > < Retired lurker > Baller

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    Might wanna tag it r18... .
     
  3. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Not as awkward as reading this though.
     
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  4. 0000000

    0000000 [LEECHER][LECHER]

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    Wow,* insert Owen Wilson's Wow gif.*
    He did say awkwkward moments
     
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  5. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    ... wow...
    This... This really is uh... :blobsleepless:
     
  6. Devil of Boredom

    Devil of Boredom Well-Known Member

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    This is just amazing they just did it in front of him poor guy if he's got a good memory he will have a trauma for life........
     
  7. aueneg

    aueneg 【Iro's】

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    Uhh... Just... wow... so wow in a lot of levels...
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    *googles for awkkwkwkwkwkwkwkward moment joke generator, finds this*
     
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    You know, there are some things in this world that you should kept in Yourself.
     
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  10. Sordahon

    Sordahon 『Had a dream, I was God, I woke up, still a God』

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    You should inform your neighbour that the proper term is pegging.
     
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  11. RShirokage

    RShirokage Active Member

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    Man, you never know what you'll learn on the internet. :blobsleepless::blobsleepless::blobsleepless::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
    I wonder if I should be glad or terrified about what I learn today?:blobconfused::blobconfused::blobconfused:
     
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  12. pirateking36

    pirateking36 [[Just Another Loner]]

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    I don't think inserting fingers counts as pegging
     
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    Serractica plumie's grandson~

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    ahuramagina Former Hero Kitty, doing a lot of selfie

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    Please turn on the dictionary in your keypad if you are using mobile.
    Yeah the r-18 tag also.
     
  15. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    I didn't need to know that...
     
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    pirateking36 [[Just Another Loner]]

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    Terrified
     
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    Irie Internet Bystander

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    As an outsider completely unrelated to the awkward situation you and your neighbour had to go through, the only thing I feel is amused :blobpopcorn:
     
  18. Enigma

    Enigma [Not a trap]

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    .......... Well where did I put the eye\brain bleach?
     
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    AkunDami Could a mermaid dream of being a human?

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    Ehh, i thought it was fingering.
     
  20. Sordahon

    Sordahon 『Had a dream, I was God, I woke up, still a God』

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    Fingering doesn't work on males due to low stimula, as such it is entrance to pegging which brings '...'.