Misc Barbie Girl (Jailbait Version)

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  1. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    This is what happens when you have too much free time.
    Well, the file is a colour coded version so you can see the edited lines and who's singing what :blobjoy:
    Feel free to cough out blood :blobpopcorn:


    Hiya, Barbie
    Hi, Ken!
    You want to go for a ride?
    Sure, Ken
    Jump in

    I am underaged in this masquerade
    Life as jailbait, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    (Just) Imagination, jail is your salvation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

    I am underaged in this masquerade
    Life as jailbait, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    (Just) Imagination, jail is your salvation

    I'm a young mature girl in this face-obsessed world
    Dress me up, make it tight, keep it PG
    You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

    You can touch
    You can play
    But just know "Police are here"

    I am underaged in this masquerade
    Life as jailbait, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    (Just) Imagination, jail is your salvation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (knock knock knock thud) [police knocking and kicking the door in]
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) [more like ooh damn when guy gets arrested]
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (knock knock knock thud)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

    Take a step, don’t regret, if you end up in jail
    I can call the police, I can send you to hell
    Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

    You can touch
    You can play
    But just know "Police are here"

    You can touch
    You can play
    But just know "Police are here"

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (knock knock knock thud) [police knocking and kicking the door in]
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) [more like ooh damn when guy gets arrested]
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (knock knock knock thud)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

    I am underaged in this masquerade
    Life as jailbait, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    (Just) Imagination, jail is your salvation

    I am underaged in this masquerade
    Life as jailbait, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    (Just) Imagination, jail is your salvation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (knock knock knock thud) [police knocking and kicking the door in]
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) [more like ooh damn when guy gets arrested]
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (knock knock knock thud)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh)

    Oh well, looks like the fun is over
    *muffled grunts*
    Oh, enjoy your cell Ken~

     

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  2. Nyann

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    It's good but it seems not to rhyme?.. :blobhyperthink:

    Reminds me of @Tilgarial's version...
    https://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/21-dare-tiger-girl-parody-of-the-barby-girl-song.2574/
     
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    Well, all I'm thinking is that jailbait or no, I still have no chance at relationships.

    Besides, what's that thing called "party"?

    Warm cola, cold pizza and gaming over local area network? Playing Hatsune Miku rhythm game alone with snacks?
     
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    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    What a nice idea :blobjoy::blobjoy: I kinda want someone to make that version now, lmao.

    Also that "Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (knock knock knock thud) [police knocking and kicking the door in]" part could be done really nicely on beat XD I'll try to describe it:
    So original text black, changed red, you count to 8 in one bar
    1-8)Come on Barbie, let's go party
    1)Ah/knock
    2) /knock
    3)Ah/knock
    4) /knock
    5)Ah../SLAM
    6) /FB-
    7)Yeah~/-I!!
    8)~
    You get what I mean? XD
     
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    Q. How do you avoid unintentional jailbait?
    A. By carbon-dating her. :blobpeek:
     
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    This makes that gross pregnancy Barbie seem so much worse
     
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    That was genial!

    Just a reminder, some things aren't that illegal...

     
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    I have got a rather good memory :blobcat_hyper: about nuffians' dark pasts :blobsanta:
     
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    are you perhaps German?
     
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    So... Idaho, Alabama, Tennessee, Tennessee...
     
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    @Tilgarial is :blobsanta:
     
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    Jim carrey version- (The Cable Guy)

    I'm a dirty boy, in a dirty world.
    My balls are plastic, it's fantastic.
    You can brush my pubic hair, and touch me anywhere.
    Imagination, life is your creation.
     
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    only half though!
    *highfives anyways*
    haha~
     
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    lolol I'm half too XD *high5s again*
     
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    hahaha xD
    nice :'p

    *high5*
     
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