Discussion Best D*ck Descriptions?

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  1. Dace

    Dace Quack!

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    little' Tie Zhu was really like an iron pillar standing magnificently like a sovereign king
    lol?
     
    Dace, Jun 5, 2016
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  2. Kuro no Maou

    Kuro no Maou BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

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    Which novel has ducks?
     
    Kuro no Maou, Jun 5, 2016
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    Purple-headed yogurt slinger
     
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  4. ElTorroLoco

    ElTorroLoco [Christmas spiritbun][Left Hand of Sordahon]

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    idk havent read any be4 but seriously that description tho.
     
    ElTorroLoco, Jun 5, 2016
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  5. lygarx

    lygarx Lazy Translator

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    Rance has the best Dick discription. The Magnum. Rance was the longest and last holder of the title 'Best Visual Novel Character' before they had to end the polling due to him holding the title for too long. All hail Rance.
     
    lygarx, Jun 5, 2016
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    ABMAINA ★☆☆☆☆

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    I don't know any novels with a good Deck
    description but have you tried Yu Gi Oh! Anime?
     
    ABMAINA, Jun 5, 2016
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  7. Risus

    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Reese's ✵

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    You're just asking for a good burn...
     
    Risus, Jun 5, 2016
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    Rance: My imperial juice from my hyper weapon will pierce the heavens!
     
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  9. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    "shiny, black, sacred sword" - kashiwazaki sena
     
    Ratatoskr, Jun 5, 2016
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  10. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    Well i dont actualy read the dickscription :cool: i only check if there is a tag that catches my preference
     
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    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    Maybe this will be...
     
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    LMAO
     
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    "“Stand up! I said stand up!” The old man’s white beard trembled as he vigorously pointed at his son’s crotch. As if heeding the call, the little Wu Yi shook its head before suddenly becoming a pillar that can support the sky! The movement was so sudden that it almost pushed against the bridge of the old man’s nose as he had previously moved closer to lean over in examination."

    "As to the pair of men doggedly staring at the middle-age man’s treasure? The old one wanted to reach out to fiddle with it! This isn’t something an ordinary man can endure!"

    "Up until now, he was still exposed, wagging his head in a high-spirited manner."
     
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    Tokin I despite ISSTH. [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

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    I remember a manga (or was it hentai? It had like 30+ chapters last time I remembered) a guy is summoned with a holy sword, guess what sword that is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  15. Greedyspree

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    Its ready for battle...!
    Kukuri-Hime-no-Kami - Tsugomomo
     
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    Dock? iPod dock? Dunno I've never used one before
     
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  17. SlashCrit

    SlashCrit 『Young King of ♥』『Lawyer/Bartender』

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    Blade Play. I am slightly regretting I even know of that manga.
     
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    hahaha, almost forgot about this part. this is OEM right? old grandpa Jun is probably the funniest grandpa.
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    Oh @Parth37955 , someone here is begging to be locked.
     
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    Yup, I laughed so hard in those chapters xD
     
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