Title: 一不小心捅破天 Author: 龙柒 Links: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3028133 https://ck101.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=4181479&extra=&page=1 Status: Completed (89 chapters including the extras) Summary (MTL): When your head turns, the resulting wind can kill a top-ranked martial master. When you yawn, it can cause a landslide and a tsunami. When your feet stomps, it can collapse a continent. What kind of insider trap, sect power struggle, treasure competition, secret territory venture... everything is a joke. One years old: practicing Qi. Three years old: building a foundation. Ten years old: forming Jidan/Golden Core. Twenty years old: forming Nascent Soul/Yuanying. Sixty years old: transforming to God. One hundred years old: breaking the void and opening a new world. Su Han doesn't understand — why does he still retain his omnipotent power after his reborn? Why can't he die happily? C'mon, he spent a lot of effort to kill himself! — — — Every day, the protagonist tries every means to suppress his strength in case he wakes up from sleep and accidentally destroys the world, but there is always a cannon fodder who challenges his endurance... The protagonist's essence: Personality No. 1 is a lazy youth, having exhausted from the experience of many worlds, now only wants to live an ordinary life. Personality No. 2 is a paranoid, dark, single-minded youth who wants to destroy the world. Couples: Su Han (苏寒, MC), Su Bing (苏冰, ML) Tags: selfcest, Xianxia
Just finished reading this one. It's mostly fun and easy to read (your mileage may vary). Not a lot of drama, many side ships. Almost everyone is bent.. Characters: Su Han (MC): Personality#1 Su Bing (ML): Personality#2 Jiang Qi Niang (JQN): MC's mom Su Jingchen (SJ): MC's dad Shen Xiaoyun (SXY): MC's childhood friend Su Chuan (SC): 1st brother, genius Su Xue (SX): 2nd brother, unparalleled beauty, also a genius Spoiler: Chapter 1-3 Su Han (MC) woke up in bed as a thirteen/fourteen year old body, very upset. He had lived thousands of years in several worlds and managed to kill himself but he was reborn. At this point, an old man called him 'younger master'. He turned his head and bam, old guy got knocked out, half-dead. MC dejectedly rewound time and saved the old man. Soon, his helicopter mom (JQN) arrived to babysit him. Three days later, after his supposed recovery, he had to go to the clan school. The master taught them to project a bonfire. MC didn't produce any and got teased by his classmates. When MC left, Shen Xiaoyun (SXY) jumped inside his carriage. SXY was his classmate and also childhood friend. The two families knew each other well although SXY was considered a genius while MC was a lazy young master. SXY tried to teach MC. MC endured and kicked him out after an hour. Once he got home, his mom comforted and tried to give him supplements. At night, MC went to the jungle to practice bonfire. He tried to use 1/10^6 power and burnt an entire mountain. His problem wasn't that he couldn't make a bonfire but that his body was too weak to control his power. Since then, there was a routine with taking his mom's nourishing soup, suffering from SXY's tutor and self-practice at night. His dad came back and his mom cried to her husband, unable to understand why MC couldn't make a bonfire, quoting MC's genius cultivation achievement in his past life which she saw in her dreams. After 7 days, everyone in class could make a little fire except MC. SXY still didn't give up on MC. One day, the two tried to go out of the city and got stopped by some guard. SXY figured out that it was due to an arsonist (aka, our MC) and returned to the carriage. SXY found MC very terrifying. ML had taken over the body. ML thanked SXY for teaching him and showed SXY his 'bonfire' using 1/10 of his power. The entire city and forest burnt. Inside ML's mind, MC demanded the body control back. ML asked if MC wanted to kill him again. MC told him to come. ML turned into his sexy adult version when he entered the home of their soul, Shi Hai (the sea of knowledge (?)), and turned the spring forest to winter. ML and MC made a bet on the current low-level world. If ML won, he wanted the soul for himself and if MC won, ML would leave/disappear. MC woke up and undid ML's bonfire. SXY, now alive, thought he had a dream. SXY bid adieu to MC, thanking MC for saving him and telling MC that he was a good person. Half a month later, they had the entry examination to enter Jiu Xuanzong sect. MC got full score on written test and 0 on technique test. Due to his family, he was assigned to the 13th peak, aka the abandoned/deserted peak with other problematic kids. His genius friend, SXY, also joined 13th peak albeit by choice.
You got the wrong author. This person (Long Qi) wrote Game Loading, Need to Propose to Seven Men What to Do! and A Wave of Exes Came Looking for Me. What to Do?! I'm not really fond of these 3 series but I like this one.
Su Han (MC): Personality#1 Su Bing (ML): Personality#2 Shen Xiaoyun (SXY): MC's childhood friend Lin Xiaofei (LX): floating kid from 13th peak with special blood. (He uses some special shoes.) Gongsun Ji (GJ): bully#1 Sun Hao (SH): bully#2 Spoiler: Chapter 4-8 MC's parents were very mad and they tried to pull some favor to get MC to the main peak but couldn't uncircumvent the rules. The Shen family was also mad but couldn't change their stubborn son's mind (SXY). After settling down with the new disciple package, MC and SXY went to the Zhong valley to take task which could be turned into contribution points to take classes, exchange for skills/money, select master, etc. Their first task was to plant some cheap spirit grass for 3 days. It usually took about 2 months to grow spirit grass normally in the field. To grow them in three days, the disciples have to inject their aura into the seeds. The seeds were imprinted to prevent cheating. SXY worked hard to grow his seeds while MC planted his seeds in poisonous soil. After 2 days, SXY visited MC, asking about his task. MC tried to dismiss SXY who stubbornly went to MC's yard to see the half-dead grass. SXY realized the grass was poisoned and thought someone tried to ruin MC. SXY volunteered to help. MC was too embarrassed to stop SXY because the other kid was too kind. After eating three Qidan pills and exhausting his spirit, SXY saved the grass. When MC helped SXY to get back to his yard, they found a floating figure and SXY shot at him. It was another disciple from the 13th peak named Lin Xiaofei (LX). SXY accused LX of poisoning the grass. LX said if he didn't need to use poison to poison the grass and demonstrated by approaching SXY's grass which immediately died. SXY kicked LX out. SXY no longer had spiritual power after helping MC and he couldn't eat more pills due to the lack of effectiveness due to overconsumption. SXY asked MC to not worry and leave. Deciding, MC put SXY to sleep. MC carefully injected his aura but boom, it grew about 300 feet. Sad, MC was about to try another seed when the grass talked and vowed to become a loyal pet. MC asked it to shrink and it shrank and turned into a Meng grain. MC asked the grain to help growing the seed and carried SXY to bed. At this point, ML voiced in his mind, saying SXY wasn't bad. MC refused the idea that he liked men. ML said, "I like men." MC said, "I'm not you." Next day, MC showed up before SXY woke up. The grain was very proud, having grown the seed to 3 feet tall. MC was unhappy but dismissed the grain. SXY woke up, surprised. MC pretended that he didn't know anything about it. They loaded their spirit grass into the space bag and went to hand in the task. Another kid, Gongsun Ji (GJ), was before them and broke the record with his 1-feet tall grass. MC's grass was 1'3 tall. The witnessing kids were shocked and accused SXY for helping MC. SXY had planned to fail the task because he didn't grow his grass. Under the criticism, he took out his grass. Other kids shut up because it was impossible for SXY to grow his own grass to 3 feet and then grow MC's grass. They both got 1000 points for breaking the records. When they went back, SXY told him not to worry about Sun Hao (SH) and MC realized SH was the kid at the task place and also the kid who beat up the original host before he woke up in chapter 1. They got back to SXY's place and met LX again. SXY thanked LX for helping. With that, the three became brothers. LX had ancient blood in him and since he couldn't control it, he poisoned living things around him. After he caused his brother's fever, his parents sent him to 13th peak. They had dinner together. MC returned to his wooden house which had been cleaned and beautified by the fat grain. MC told it not to do things like a servant, went to his room and shut the door. MC was trying very hard to hold down his addiction for cute thing and the grain was very cute... MC took a bath. ML showed up as a ghostly figure. MC told ML not to show up in front of him when he was taking a bath. ML said it was also his body. MC put on a bathrobe. ML was stunned for a bit at MC's sexiness and asked MC to give him the body's control or he would take over by force. MC gave ML 5 hours under the condition that he wouldn't kill anyone.
how does the selfcest work? Can they split their body (later on)? or do they never meet for real? can they ever control their powers?
This remids me of the winter god in fantasy farm whose personality also got separated into two individuals . And they totally gave me the vibe of a possible selfcest . Too bad we didn't see any.
This story reads like a cultivation rom-com that is loaded with humor. It's not one of the easiest novels to MTL but not that hard to understand either. Overall, I find the novel very enjoyable to read. As for the extras, here's the list: Extra #1: MC ended up a high school kid while ML was his adoptive father. Extra #2: They were top-level martial art masters from two opposite sects. Extra #3: ABO world. ML was an O and MC was an A lol. Extra #4: MC was the light God and ML was the dark God.