Title: Wake Up to My Zombie Child 《一覺醒來我懷了僵屍的孩子》 Author: Road Way Back (路歸途) Description: Requesting help. This forum thread creator (the MC) is a graduate student with a major in archaeology. The last time he went down to excavate a tomb with his mentor/teacher, he accidentally stumbles into the largest grave. There, he had a rather passionate and steamy dream involving a zombie. After I (still the MC talking, just referring to himself in first person now) awaken, I realise I’m laying stark naked beside the coffin. A little over a month after that incident, I’ve been madly craving sour foods these past few days. This forum thread creator originally doesn’t eat sour food. For no reason (I) also keep vomiting and vomiting. Am I pregnant or not? Online friend 1: Do you want me to lend you a pea shooter to shoot zombies? Online friend 2: The front row provides a pumpkin (no idea what this means. A slang of some sort?) Online friend 3: I have a cucumber here that forum thread creator can use. Forum thread creator: This thread creator is a man ah! I remember when I first enter the old tomb, a man within a sarcophagus jumped out and looked at me, which caused me to faint. Now that I recall it, that person is possibly a zombie. Online friend 1: Thread creator, don’t talk about it anymore. You are not pregnant. A zombie ate your brain. Online friend 2: Don’t tell me this is like that Deng-whoever in the legends who got pregnant… Little fairy darlings, 31st of May, this article was posted on V. On that day, ten thousand words dropped (?), small saplings beckons to accompany you to play oh ~ Take note: The author is quite stupid. The contents is sweet and fluffy white. Engrossed in superstitions everyday. If you don’t like it, click ‘X’ (basically: exit this page). Don’t tell me already. I’m about to cry. ① Robbing a tomb, shou MC, MC giving birth to a child ② A light supernatural with HE ③ Overhead, audience of all ages ________________________________________ Unrelated Note: Just found this while reading and the title intrigued me so I went to read the summary. I don’t know what to say for this except that it sounds hilarious, weirded out a bit, and hoping that there is actually some mpreg in this novel cause I want to see an adorable zombie baby without frightening sharp teeth with scaly, flakey skin, demonic eyes, and a ear piercing shriek. The image of that baby will haunt me, I shouldn’t have read the Rebirth of MC novel involving the discriptive birth of a monster baby coming out a pregnant zombie in the hospital coming after MC with his group barely escaping death. Those nails and shreiks are freaky... *shudders*
Watching thread . It seems creepy but interesting. I wonder who the ML is. Is the ML a zombie and if he is, did he later come to find the MC? If there is a zombie child, the child needs to be adorable or things will go south quickly.
I really just skimmed through until the early 100th something chapters (around 110) so I might be wrong, but I think the hospital scene is around there. Either way, even if I'm wrong, there's still a while to go ^-^
Halfway to go... Okay, can start preparing my heart. Blank out good or blank out bad? Brain, come baaaaaaccckkk. I still need to know if MC got some smex with a zombie and if the baby zombie is cute or a hideous parasite.
Ughh..wanna push this unto you but then I remembered I'm still waiting for Heroic Death, so.... Save your stamina for it.
So…even the Chinese summary was a little confusing (mostly because it was all lumped into one whole paragraph) purely because it first starts with the MC addressing himself in third person before suddenly switching to third person. And then there’s also the author’s notes. But either way, I hope this helps. Spoiler: Quick translated summary (no guarantees for good sentence structure) Requesting help. This forum thread creator (the MC) is a graduate student with a major in archaeology. The last time he went down to excavate a tomb with his mentor/teacher, he accidentally stumbles into the largest grave. There, he had a rather passionate and steamy dream involving a zombie. After I (still the MC talking, just referring to himself in first person now) awaken, I realise I’m laying stark naked beside the coffin. A little over a month after that incident, I’ve been madly craving sour foods these past few days. This forum thread creator originally doesn’t eat sour food. For no reason (I) also keep vomiting and vomiting. Am I pregnant or not? Online friend 1: Do you want me to lend you a pea shooter to shoot zombies? Online friend 2: The front row provides a pumpkin (no idea what this means. A slang of some sort?) Online friend 3: I have a cucumber here that forum thread creator can use. Forum thread creator: This thread creator is a man ah! I remember when I first enter the old tomb, a man within a sarcophagus jumped out and looked at me, which caused me to faint. Now that I recall it, that person is possibly a zombie. Online friend 1: Thread creator, don’t talk about it anymore. You are not pregnant. A zombie ate your brain. Online friend 2: Don’t tell me this is like that Deng-whoever in the legends who got pregnant… Little fairy darlings, 31st of May, this article was posted on V. On that day, ten thousand words dropped (?), small saplings beckons to accompany you to play oh ~ Take note: The author is quite stupid. The contents is sweet and fluffy white. Engrossed in superstitions everyday. If you don’t like it, click ‘X’ (basically: exit this page). Don’t tell me already. I’m about to cry. ① Robbing a tomb, shou MC, MC giving birth to a child ② A light supernatural with HE ③ Overhead, audience of all ages
Oh thank god I needed that. I praise your understanding of making comprehensive sentences. I’m so used to reading translations like this that I don’t even notice that much errors. Is it okay that I use this summary instead?
Sure, feel free ^-^ I wanted to skim read this book to find out who the ML is but I read English faster than I do Chinese. I don't usually MTL but I laugh each time I see "carnivorous/cannibalistic" become "dumpling-eating".