No, LIquid Milk has ONE milk with the SAME BENEFITS as both Bony Milk and Fleshy Milk COMBINED! Isn't that amazing!? And it's only priced at a low $2!
Specialized milks like boney milk and fleshy milk have a much stronger effect than all rounder milks like liquid milk. Drinking one cup of fleshy milk will give you the benefits of 2000 tons of liquid milk.
No, no. Satan is the owner... he also seems like a nice guy, actually. Pretty chill and all about being condemned by everything and everyone around him. Ah, that's where you're wrong! Liquid Milk is actually fueled with LIFE, so the factories produce PURE DIVINITY which the Liquid Milk gets covered in and it gives off 10000000 Million TIMES the amount of any other milk in the industry!
*interested in the freebie* What does wiggling bones feel like though Wait, it's more expensive?! What happened to 2$??
That seems pretty expensive. There’s no way that would be sold for just $2. The people selling liquid milk are probably lying to you. Too expensive for you? Fine. I’ll make a special deal for you. I’ll sell both boney milk and fleshy milk at a stunningly low $199,998!
Nope! Satan produces LIFE just by living. He's actually not that evil. Gentle as a butterfly! And the PURE DIVINITY is produced by our WILLS to LIVE that is automatically infused into the milk! And! The Workers get an average hourly pay of ∞ money in ANY currency! Each week, a new weekly special goes out and all of the milk is free of all charge!
Why rely on divine beings like god or Satan? Rely on the powers of humans! Drink fleshy milk! Get the power of muscles!
OBJECTION. Here at Boney Milk™ HQ, we make sure everyone around us in the neighborhood is safe and even bring them cookies with a will to live. We let them Live, Laugh, and Love!™ Your p a t h e t i c d i v i n t y is not winning me over.
Ah, DIVINITY is perfectly a happy thing! It makes sure that no evil comes near any of the customers, and gives them warmth of love laughter and life! We sell Valentine's day DIVINITY which is PURE DIVINITY every year so that those who are alone during the day of love can feel warmth that love brings!
Well, you listen here. We aren't having any of this, we're going to shut your company down. Every day, we earn BILLIONS, making sure everyone around the world is safe, making Michigan a better place to drive (ask @Ollielolli about that one), and help out our tired, old workers.
Our workers never get tired and they earn an infinite amount of money each day. We do not even need to be payed to make sure all of our customers are fine and happy. ALL of our customers are guaranteed happiness for life.