Back to bed you go. Go the h*ck back to sleep, Nuff ain't ready for your weird marketing strategies yet. And I'm not ready to fix up another mess if- when- you make one.
My boss doesn't like to have people fired. DIdn't I say it before? All of our customers get eternal happiness and love! I also bought one of our products! Besides, there's already the employee fund program. It makes it so that even if an employee IS fired, they will continue to get the same amount of benefits as they did as an employee.
That's it. I've had it up to here with your nice boss and 'amazing' cheap products. You're done for. See you in court.
And Eli, darling, with all due respect, who in their right mind would want to buy something called "Boney milk"? It just doesn't sound very appetizing or fun to think about. 'Bone sauce' sounds better. Trust me, I took marketing. We need a jingle. We need a brand logo. We need colours. We need workers. And we need cats. Just because a lot of people like cats, and if this is targeted at a specific audience, we can attract more people.
Ah, alright. See you later. Hope you have the best of days! We also offer some rehabilitation services in our side stores for convicts and prisoners to turn their life around and create a new page in their life!
We also provide financial support to other companies that are in deep trouble or in debt! You rarely have to pay us back out loans, as long as you buy one product!
We offer health care to anyone who is too hateful. We hope we can help relieve them of hate if that is the case! It is a pretty good thing!