Breaking News: Kangkung is illegal in USA

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  1. justmehere

    justmehere Well-Known Member

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    By the time the US government is done banning dangerous food,

    Citizens would die without anything to eat.
    Coz seriously, what the hell in this nature is totally harmless to you? EVen water can kill you if you have too much of it, heck so does oxygen.

    These politicians and their pseudo scientists need to get their head out of their asses....
     
  2. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    ah keep calm and eat kangkung~ I remember that saying~
    banned? not really remember~ there some rumor about few thing after censorship on television~
    perhaps @Yukkuri Oniisan and @prongsjiisan know one or two thing~
     
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  3. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    Hey for some reason there's someone knocking on your door rn
     
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    null Procrastinate Lv MAX

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    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    Hmmm... they should ban apples too... because its seeds contain cyanide(plus other fruits of its family).

    But wait, they won't because it is part of their identity of being 'Murcanz :blobcheeky:
     
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  6. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Knock knock! @Zaffoni0 looks out through the peephole and sees...

    Ai-chan!
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    Applause everyone!

    Disclaimer: You are not allowed to share this pic anywhere else.

    Now to call people who probably keep Ai-chan's pictures as collection: @mrawesome69 @Cupcake Ninja @EienMugetsuTensho @Nyanko @Cutter Masterson Don't know who else. About to go to sleep because tomorrow has writer's meetup in the morning.

    @Nyanko , do you still want Ai-chan's bikini pics from last valentine?
     
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  7. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 I'm getting too old for this shit

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    I want those pics too

    And you look great as always
     
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  8. CountryMage

    CountryMage [XSanguine8] not my blood...

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    We only ban things that are dangerous in the doses a regular person, with learning difficulties, might eat them, and it would take too many apple seeds for it to be accidental.

    We also know why we ban so many things is you, outside world! Introducing dangerous items, and dangerous combinations of safe items. You know the Irish Holocaust of the 1850's was started because simple car bombs were made from potatoes, and now you trying to send over chocolate eggs filled with small bits of plastic and pop rocks...like a shrapnel filled grenade...despicable.
     
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    @hatoyin97 too and I think @Balthazzar?
     
  10. Evil_Ginger

    Evil_Ginger 『Lawful Neutral』『Cheese Master』『安德鲁』

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    I think the new ones are half candy half toy, so no toy is inside the candy, thus not risking a poor kid's health.
     
  11. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    You definately know the answer to that! Yup
     
  12. Balthazzar

    Balthazzar 『Reformed Member of NuF Society』

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  13. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    Hahaha


    http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2017/08/kinder-surprise-eggs-banned-united-states/
     
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    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    This Is Madness! Outrageous! Well US govt apparently doesn't like anything that comes from SEA.. or maybe Trump hates Kangkung.

    NVM mean while I'll eat my kangkung salad
     
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    Fluffums 【R-18 Researcher】【Seeker of Moe】

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    ... Huh. You're cute, but I always imagined you a little more like this:
    kizunaai.jpg
     
  16. CountryMage

    CountryMage [XSanguine8] not my blood...

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    Seems like the same person...could be different makeup, and I'm certain those are contacts, that last zoomed in pic makes the contacts obvious.
     
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    hatoyin97 «Frigid Heart Petrification Manual»

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    I prefer ur avi
    Also wtf that veggie have medical properties, most likely someone have too much time in his/her hands
     
  18. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    Well the USA cotizen need to lobby their senate representative to amend the federal noxious weed act, since this act label kangkung or iponemea as Noxious Weed.
    Considering kangkung could thrive and covered the whole Florida with it. They are not wrong...
     
  19. Nino Sasou

    Nino Sasou 『 ******** 』『 On Paid Leave』

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    Most china towns folk there must be pissed off
     
  20. justmehere

    justmehere Well-Known Member

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    Yeah,

    But there is such a thing as common sense. It enables you to alternate your food daily and it keeps you away from certain items when you know that you are sick due to something.

    Hell man, eating too much soda/cheese/milk /meat makes people obese, but us government don't ban these shiet. In the end, its about politics...