Breaking News: Tentacle Monster Raped By Schoolgirl

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, Apr 1, 2016.

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Your reaction to this news?

  1. Horrified! How could you do that to the gentle tentacles?

    30.6%
  2. Angry! Tentacle monsters have rights too!

    9.6%
  3. Unsure. They're well-paid pornstars, this shouldn't come as much of a shock to the tentacle monsters

    24.8%
  4. Supportive. Well, those tentacle monsters had it coming.

    15.9%
  5. Extremely Supportive. Rape all the tentacles!

    19.1%
  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Kanto, Japan - An unnamed tentacle monster was victim of a rape perpetrated by a schoolgirl today. The monster described her as having freakishly large eyes, a tiny nose with no nostrils, long, clumped, pink hair, and at starvation level thinness. She was wearing a thin white shirt and lacy panties and had extraordinary long limbs, especially her legs. The tentacle monster was nearly inconsolable and was reduced to tears when questioned about the event.

    Eventually, the victim was calmed down to the point where it offered the following description of the event: "I was standing in the back of a dark alleyway, innocently lurking, when a young girl in skimpy clothing wandered by. She paused at the mouth of the alleyway and looked at me, somehow strangely illuminated while her surroundings were enshrouded in shadows. She asked me what I was doing while looking at me with eyes that reflected so much light I was blinded. I shrugged of my coat and tried to fill as many of her orifices with my appendage tentacles as I could while cackling maniacally in a deep voice (Expert's note: This behavior is an informal greeting ritual among tentacle monsters, similar to meeting someone with a twisted hand gesture and the vocalization 'sup.'). She moved faster than I could act. Before I had a chance to run she grabbed me and... and.. oh god, WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT!? WHAT IS OUR WORLD COMING TO!? WWWHHHYYY?!"

    Several suspects were apprehended and the perpetrator was picked out of a line up. The offender was arrested and taken away. She was cited as "doing it for the lulz."

    Experts believe this may be the start of a nationwide sexual offense towards tentacle monsters everywhere and advise tentacle monsters of all types to hide in sewers or loose vaginas.

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    An informal greeting among tentacle monsters

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    "LOL. I just did it for the lulz."
     
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  2. Little Dragon

    Little Dragon I does what I likes and I likes what I do

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    The horror! Who would want to harm such a majestic creature?
     
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  3. Jaded

    Jaded Majoring in Erology

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    Pink hair?

    @FlowingSong..... It can't be you right? Don't traumatise poor monsters.....
     
  4. The Darkness

    The Darkness 『False God』

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    I knew this day would come.


    Puns are fun.
     
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  5. Neiden

    Neiden Well-Known Member

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    How could they do that to such poor tentacles?
    It's those kind of crimes that makes me wish that my country still had death sentences.
     
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  6. Leachinator

    Leachinator [Jedi master general] Most Special Snowflake

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    Dude... dafuq did you link to???
     
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  7. rdawv

    rdawv The Ancient of Lore

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    Justice for Tentacles!
     
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  8. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    at last someone who know to fight back..GO schoolgirl!!! keep your job..
     
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  9. Alvastar

    Alvastar Well-Known Member

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    I'm honestly surprised at how shocking this is. Everyone knows that those school girls that claim to be raped by tentacles are just baiting those poor things in order to increase their popularity as Idols. Why would they need to fight back against something that they've been using to get exposure? This is clearly just another attempt at gaining media attention.
     
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  10. natalus

    natalus Well-Known Member

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    it should be wrong but it feel right.....
     
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  11. Indiboy

    Indiboy Well Known boi

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    Wtf are those pages...
     
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  12. WearyRain

    WearyRain Well-Known Member

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    I'm confused...
     
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  13. resusplus

    resusplus Well-Known Member

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    i think i just lost my brain
     
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  14. Ryuubii

    Ryuubii Well-Known Member

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    Uncyclopedia, the better wikipedia.... or atleast more fun
     
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    Llamia Well-Known Member

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    Tentacle monsters deserve it. There shall be no safe place for their kind on this earth or any other planet.
     
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  16. jtthwe

    jtthwe Adept of Living Life to its Fullest

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  17. saffu

    saffu dead

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    smh @ all these schoolgirl apologists coming out of the woodwork.

    idk how people can claim we are a progressive society when they're willing to overlook something like this.
     
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  18. Sproutling

    Sproutling We are the Sproutlings

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    Muahahahaha, Justice had been done.
     
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  19. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    Fiat justitia ruat caelum
     
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  20. ghostcat

    ghostcat Member of the Royal Society of Napping

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    that's just a waste, to lose a brand new brain.... good thing is you won't miss it....