Ok so things goes like this... I and some friends were having a good chat... And one of them told us how he ended his relationship with a old girlfriend in a weird way. The story goes like this. At some point his girlfriend said to him that she liked girls too and wanted to try a menage... And we were "ok, we cant see your problem here". Another friend said "you're the kind of guy that needs to die soon... Cuz Its like The guy that gets bilionaire at 20 years old... Life gets boring, you have nothing more to do." Then he continues... We got a lot of girls, there were times that I had sex with 3 girls at the same time... Another friend said "I'm still not seeing your problem man, you are better than a lot of ppl". And he continues... The problem is that we werent just chasing girls, SHE WAS ACUMULATING THEM! And it turned into a giant orgy! At this point we began to laugh as hard as fuck! A friend said while laughing "I'm still not seeing your problem you son of a bitch!" And the guy's continues... I'm not saing shit about the sex and all, cuz it was good and of high quality, but she was giving more atention to the others girls than me. I didn't have what I wanted the most, and that was a Girlfriend. We couldnt hold back, we were laughing so hard that we couldnt breath! At this point a girl said "poor him, he just wanted some love." At this point i said " fuck him! If he wants love buy a fucking chinchilla!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAAHAHAHAHah Everyone was laughing so hard! Just sharing this pearl here.
I just want you to know that i reported you for sharing this hot mess of a story. With much love, nerebear ~
This story seems suspiciously close to a story told in a famous Brazilian podcast, nerdcast, ever heard of it? EDIT: YEAP! Totally a nerdcast and i even remembered the "episode?" It was a Valentine's day special. here is the animated version of the original (it's in portuguese though)
Chinchillas don't give you love tho. We keep debating whether my cousin's chinchilla is a blood-thirsty monster or whether it just considers me as plant-life...
Wait... so your friend dump his girlfriend, because she was attending the other girls more than him during and after the orgy? I don't which is more confusing, him wanting a girlfriend or leaving an orgy with possibly having more than one girlfriend? The life of normal people is to complicated for me to understand.