Chuuni Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by AliceShiki, Mar 21, 2018.

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How Bored am I?

  1. You're not bored, you want to make 100 threads! *stares*

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  2. Very bored.

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  3. More bored than me waiting for Tokyopop to finish translating Karin.

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  4. Maybe you thought this was actually a good idea?

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  5. This is just an evil scheme to farm nuffies! Boredom is just a front!!

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  6. I thought the purpose of all General threads was to farm message count?

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  7. You just need something to distract you while Alea-chan is offline~ <3

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  1. Sun God

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    Praise Me! For I am the one that guided your species to prosperity.
     
  2. yuzuki

    yuzuki [sweet night] [plum blossoms]

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    I want to hate you, desperately so, but I can’t bring myself to look away. The curse that you’ve placed on my heart strangles the void in my chest like brambles and thorns squeezing my thumping soul. It hurts. It hurts. I curl up into a ball, clutching my chest because I can’t breath, the aching pain takes the wind out of me.

    I hate you for this. You are so cruel, cursing me with this spell. Go away! Don’t look at me! Do you feel satisfaction seeing me fallen so far? I hate people like you most.

    ——

    < definitely had a chuuni phase. *whistles* it may or may not have been something like the above....
     
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  3. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Nope! Ask @Das!

    :aww::aww::aww::aww::aww::aww::aww::aww::aww::aww:

    Yuzu-nyan is the best chuuni!!! \(^^)/
     
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  4. Valcryst

    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    *gasps while staring at her hand*
    "Your hand!"
    *she looks at her hand worriedly/weirdly/wtf face*
    "May I?"
    *gestures, asking to pick up her hand*
    [If she refuses, "please it is important"]
    *picks up her hand and raises it to be in between us*
    "I have spent 10 lifetimes looking for these exact hands."
    [She's probably bewildered now]
    *raises hand palm facing me*
    *raises own hand places it palm to palm against hers and links our hands together, uses other hand to close her fingers*
    "I have been looking for the hands that fit mine."
    [Better watch out for the other hand that might meet my face]

    I know, this one is slightly weird... :blobpats:
     
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  5. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    *pat pat*

    It's cute though~
     
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    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    O Taboo Princess...

    Have you truly lost the maiden heart of yours ever since you ate the fruit of no return? Would you give me the honor or perhaps a chance of showing you the joys that only a maiden can attain?
     
  7. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Poor Shem-chan, surrounded by bullies~
     
  8. yuzuki

    yuzuki [sweet night] [plum blossoms]

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    I actually kind of like this one...

    The first time I started pseudo-dating my current SO, we spent most of our time together looking at each other’s hands, talking about them, examining them, touching the creases, getting to know them very well...

    It sounds really weird, but it was weirdly effective. When you like somebody and are young and innocent, even stupidly silly things seem meaningful.
     
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  9. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I think anything can be meaningful, for as long as both people actually give it meaning!

    Holding hands by itself can already mean a lot if yoyu consider it as such IMO... I mean, I always feel like it is somewhat embarrassing to hold them, so... Being able to hold them anyway feels special to me~
     
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    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    Few hours ago my beloved Tablet has ascended to the realm of gods:blobangel: to escape one's despair i have chosen to re-awaken my dark side that i once sealed. :aww:
     
  11. Valcryst

    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    I was thinking about if I ever had a chuuni phase and i thought of something...
    Does playing make-believe digimon frontier (us being the digimon because that's how the show worked) count as being chuuni? That actually happened around what is equivalent to 8th grade here...
    So, does it count?
     
  12. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    *pat pat* Ganbatte!!!
    I don't think so, playing make-believe is pretty normal IMO~
     
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  13. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    You can have my everything. My blood,my heart,my love and my very soul. But in exchange give me your everything so we can be one
     
  14. Fluffums

    Fluffums 【R-18 Researcher】【Seeker of Moe】

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    I've never really felt a need to use pickup lines, but... here goes!

    Tsundere mode:
    "Kuh... How fearful. Your hand has the power to soothe the demon possessing my arm. It can't be helped... I'll let you hold my hand. You better stay near me, in case the seal weakens!"

    Yandere mode:
    "Ku, ku, ku. It is decided, human. I will be your familiar, always by your side, always protecting you, and in exchange you will only look at me only talk to me only love me. You understand what will happen if you break the contract, don't you?"

    Denpa mode:
    "So this is where the red string of fate has brought me. Do you remember our promise from two lifetimes ago? No matter how much time passes, no matter what body our souls possess, we'll still love each other. It's okay if you don't remember... I'll stay with you until you do."

    Kuudere/Dandere mode:
    "... Help me practice... magic..." [holding a book labelled "love spells"]

    Kamidere mode:
    "Oh, you're a lucky one, human. I'll allow you to be my lover. Oohh, you're speechless? I know, right, it's unusual for a god(dess) with beauty, intelligence, grace, strength, and wisdom like me to be interested in a mere mortal. I'm making a special allowance for you to be with me. Be grateful!"

    Megumin mode:
    "Kuku, I see you have a talent in Explosion magic... Every time our eyes meet, it almost feels like my heart will burst. Come, let's explore the way of Explosion together!"
     
  15. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I never felt any need for them either, but yours were all great!!!!! \(^^)/
     
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    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    Then I didn't have chuunibyou....
    Hmmm....:hmm:

    "Miss, do you know who I am?
    I am swift torrential galestorm of darkness, i am in a mission given to me by the high council of the intergalactic consortium of galaxies to find someone.
    I believe you are the one I was meant to find. I wish to tell you about my mission and its importance, would you like to accompany me in a stroll as we gaze upon the distant galaxies hidden amongst the starts in the sky?" (Space theme)

    I really liked the megumin one :blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
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  17. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    This one is a bit confusing, but the ending seems pretty dreamy~
     
  18. Fluffums

    Fluffums 【R-18 Researcher】【Seeker of Moe】

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    "Chuunibyou" should really be reserved for people in high school or older, considering a middle schooler is the age where it's normal for people to play make-believe like that.
    Just like, if an elementary schooler plays games on Easy mode, it's perfectly fine and they shouldn't be mocked for it.
     
  19. Razogul

    Razogul [Flag Raiser][Rald's and Carm's Senpai]

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    *Looks at all of the posts in thread and slowly backs away.*
     
  20. Valcryst

    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    Which part was confusing? The name? I just randomly put together adjectives and nouns that are chuuni-ish... like a real chuuni... i only got "Burning fighting fighter" as a basis so that's what i got.

    The thing is, here we have
    nursery - prep
    1st grade - 6th
    1yr hs - 4th
    And then college
    So by counting, 8th grade is 2nd year hs...
    That's when we were playing digimon... XD

    P.s.
    Our school system has recently updated so it is not the same now...
     
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