Discussion Color Coded Valentines

So our school is doing a Valentines event where we have to wear shirts color coded depending on relationship status, specifically:

Yellow - Single
Red - In a Relationship and in Love (Riajuu!!)
Green - It's Complicated
Orange - Still Hoping
Violet - Friendzoned
Blue - No Boyfriend/Girlfriend Since Birth (I am offended???)
School Uniform - School is my priority (excuses)
Black - Bitter/Can't Move on
Pink - Moving on/Letting Go
White - Killjoy

And as the president of my class, I have abus-- er, "utilized" my power to convince everyone to wear black. *laughs evilly*

So, what would you do if your school/office implemented this?

Personally, I find the whole scheme ridiculous, and so does the rest of my class. (Like, why broadcast your relationship status lol) That's why we decided to just mess with it and wear all black (yes, even the riajus).

 

A sea of yellow and blue...

 

Make everyone where white and killjoy the teachers mood

 

I happened to put on a red shirt today, red for the colour when riajuus explode.

 

Wear rainbow shirts.

 

Im always using black. Plus our uniform for males are black slacks and blacks polo xD

 

What country are you in?

Over here, that idea might just get the entire faculty fired :/

 

I'd make the whole class go in white, and instruct them to walk right through the middle of couples holding hands when they see one up ahead. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

 

Since I wear black I would be fucked. But blue

 

racist

 

Also FFF inqusition

 

There are parties using that scheme, can come on pretty handy. But it's nothing that should be enforced in an educative institute, even less on a day like Valentine's.

 

And then that one celestial beauty with GREEN surrounded by a sea of ORANGE.

 

Have a blue shirt on me now...

 

I don't really like yellow :/

 

Just wear Green/Orange to save face, nobody knows the truth after all

 

Oh? I'm curious why?

 

I completely agree. It completely stunned me and the class when we received a memorandum for this. But, then we found out it was drafted by that one teacher we all hated. So we were like: "Ah, so it's this guy."

 

Red... but I don't mind if girls out there wanna gives me chocolate. Although I prefer eating my wife or my sister in law or beautiful girls under 27 yo

 

Lols, it's not like students will take this seriously. I'm from the same country and people from my school are mostly planning to wear black.