Confessing to Tony, 2018

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Westeller, Feb 14, 2018.

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Who's confession was the best? Why? Tell us below!

  1. @Das

    4.6%
  2. @Westeller

    20.7%
  3. @HavekZero

    28.7%
  4. @Blitz

    1.1%
  5. @Gandire Alea

    8.0%
  6. @Ichigocheesecake

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. @RTS

    4.6%
  8. @Papercut

    1.1%
  9. @Cupcake Ninja

    9.2%
  10. @Naraku

    3.4%
  11. @Willheim

    3.4%
  12. @Unreachable Hope

    1.1%
  13. @Enigma

    4.6%
  14. @Anon Ymous

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. @L4

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. @Fossil

    2.3%
  17. @Ophious (via proxy)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  18. @pirateking36

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. @Sagely Old Man

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  20. @MaliMi

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  21. @Slayerwolfx2

    1.1%
  22. @leegood

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  23. @Linley

    3.4%
  24. @Kururisu Nikusu

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  25. @Shizuka Mikki

    2.3%
  1. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    As everyone knows, Valentine's Day is the day @Tony's popularity on the forums really shines. This is the day people just come crawling out of the woodwork to jump on him. They just can't help themselves!
    Of course, for some reason all of them seem to be men... :sweating_profusely::sweating_profusely::sweating_profusely:


    But with all this competition for his affections, surely @Tony can't take in everyone!? .. What sets them apart, then!? What makes @Tony choose one person over another on this very special day?

    Is it their smoking hot bod?

    Probably!

    I mean, no!

    It's their confession! The moment they profess their love for him is the moment they make the firmest impression on @Tony's heart. Their confession is the foundation any potential relationship will be built upon. The beginning, or the very abrupt ending, of everything.

    Today, we will see many beautiful, charming, witty and downright saucy confessions from people desperate to express their feelings and claim a place in @Tony's heart.

    Today, we will amuse ourselves - at their expense :blobpopcorn_cool: - by voting on THE. BEST. CONFESSION.
     
  2. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Whoever gets him in bed with pics for proof gets 50k nuffies!
    And sure he can take in everyone, one at a time though! :blobsleepless:

    I vote for Fapchu, his heart got captured by Tony's Master-Balls! :blob_coughblood:
     
  3. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    It's just mean to make fun of a serious confession

    *grabs popcorn*
     
  4. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    This is scam!! The poor guys were shown good money and urged to sell their souls!! Save the poor souls before West further gains control of them!
    Join the rebel army and expose secrets of the filth that lies in NUF!!
     
  5. HavekZero

    HavekZero A well meaning, contributing member of this forum

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    I am but a solitary troll from a solitary world, a creature of the night that crawled its way out of the darkness under a bridge which crosses over a river, I have but the one little fortune of having have had come across a phone and this magnificent thing known as net connection to the world at large.

    Here did I find my one true love, from afar I watched, afraid to touch, to taint, to corrupt, but always I watched.

    Built my confidence I did, in an attempt to reach for his attention, sins I commited, banned I was, and yet satisfied I was not.

    Returned I did, again and again, till called me an undead zombie the masses did, but give up I did not.

    Twas not till some wonderful yet anonymous gentleman gifted me a love potion that I grew the spine I required to come out into the open and express my feelings for him, the man I watched from afar was getting ever so near, yet at the same time, he was getting ever so far.

    In desperation I acted, poured my heart out I did, and yet I fear it is not enough, that others shall take away mine one true love, please do vote for havek

    #voteforhavek
    #CN'sacuck
     
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  6. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    I wonder who’s going to win??
     
  7. Novela

    Novela Immortal Sheep

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    Uhh... you had me at the title :hmm::blobxd: (lol)
     
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  8. markro1248

    markro1248 Well-Known Member

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    Quick, call all the voters in. We'll need to see how biased the voting is~
    And lol, confessions? Ive gotta confess, this is probably the most entertaining thing ive seen all day~
     
  9. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    *grumbles about the like limit*
    *likes*
     
  10. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Obviously Westeller, he's Tony's 'right hand' if you know what i mean.
    Nobody knows how to please you better!
     
  11. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    I see. Well, I hope someone gives him a run for his money
     
  12. Ryve16

    Ryve16 Working Hard and Hardly Working

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    craz Peach Manic

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    *sat at the corner and eat popcorn*
     
  14. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    @Westeller forced us with promises which weren't false

    You all should also join in and aim for number one
     
  15. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Eh West is the leader of the rebel army with the goal to eventually overthrow tony~
     
  16. Deleted member 41274

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    ah good that I am not in the poll
     
  17. TheZephyrStorm

    TheZephyrStorm Rock God

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    I thought Tony’s master plan of World domination involved all of us becoming his harem?
     
  18. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Whoops.

    I meant to put you last out of bias and then forgot~
     
  19. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    So we thought! West has already been hypnotized by Tony!! Why else would so many guys be forced to confess to him...It is the BL revolution!

    first thing I thought after I saw this thread..lucky I didn't fall to West's temptation of 1k nuffies...
     
  20. Raidou99

    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    U are! Just, nobody voted for u yest, shishou!