Conversation with reincarnated Immortal (Not a Fiction!)

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  1. Sordahon

    Sordahon 『One Person Virtue Is Another One Sin』

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    I have talked today with my sister 2 month daughter who is reincarnated immortal, how do I know it? I sometimes say at random word 'immortality' and receive peculiar gaze, so today we talked a bit and here is it:

    Immortal:We wawa (So mortal uncle, since my reincarnation here I wondered whole 2 months about resources and skills I could use here[aside from milk], since I saw we live close to a mountain I want to ask if you by any chance saw Sky Mountain Flower?
    Me:I went into mountain in the past but didn't seen any, just some trees duh.
    Immortal:Gi gi ge wawa (Well, it's a rare heavenly treasure, it's normal to not see it in one lifetime.)
    Me:Crappy starting location is it.
    Immortal:Ga wawa Ge! (No matter!) Looks at circling toy with three bird-things. Ge wa Ge gi? (We must find three Phoeninx Feathers, I'm sure they will restore my cultivation in no time!)
    Me:Nope, sorry, last time I heard about Phoenix was in some meh movie, I don't think you will find one now.
    Immortal:Ge gah gi wa (That's pretty crappy place indeed.) Tastes air like a snake. Gigi wa ge ( There is not much Heavenly Qi in this world.)
    Me:Yeah, cultivation here is hard work = no gians mostly combined with almost no treasures.
    Immortal:Ge wa gigi (Since Qi cultivation is bad here, I'm sure you can teach me some sword techniques, or maybe spear techniques?)
    Me:The thing is I'm no cultivator...
    Immortal:Ge wa!? (How?! Then what you are? Just a mortal?)
    Me:I'm a Lesser God.
    Immortal: Gigi gaga (Lies! That's realm above Immortals!)
    Me:Yeah... Welcome to place where Immortals are ants, and gods are normal people here, and stories of all that supreme geniuses and the like are here to amuse us.
    Immortal: Ge wa ge gi?! (What! Realm of Gods!? In that case don't you have seed of Immortality to spare?)
    Me: I have some beans in kitchen, is that enough?

    Immortal reincarnation skill is like most - language translation.

    When people are bored they think about weird stuff.

    Anyway here is addition:

    Immortal:Ge wa ge gi? ( Uncle, is sticking meat to your face is some kind of body cultivation technique?)
    Me: It's to make it look like parts of my face fall off due to my ancient Lich From.
     
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    Mazino The final chapter.

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    Basara [Cat and co.] [Nyan] [Furry and Fluffy]

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    Normally I'd put a joke to get likes but.... Dude seriously I think this is too far. You need help. That's like saying I said hi to a dog and when he barked back he said a mere mortal like you dare to greet me so casually. And then I threw a bone and be chased after it. Then he said you're wasting a perfectly good dragon bone. I'm gonna get off the internet for a while. I don't want to get infected.
     
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    DesuDiem Surviving College

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    You'll really regret this post when you're sober.
     
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    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Don't worry I already reported you to the mods. maybe they can get you the help you oh so obviously and desperately need
     
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    You gotta stop living in the US. That place is immoral!
     
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    I think he/she is talking about some novel if not then he/she really needs some help lol
     
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    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    There is a way to redeem this post. If it was posted on April 1st. If it was posted from 1 billion years in the future. If this post was made by somebody on drugs. If this post was written as fiction. Etc.
     
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    I think you need a dose of @Invisible Dragon.
    Best cure, burns away all diseases
    168746/9 would reccomend agin.
     
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    Kids these days sure have a huge imagination, I feel so jealous.
     
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    Robinhood1 *The Mood breaker*

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    Saitama.sensei [[xiantian lifeform]]

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    and i thought i was bored..
     
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    I also hear voices in my head from time to time... Don't worry, my friend, you are not alone
     
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    If there was a way to dislike you I would've done this. -_-
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    In a world of gods, born less than even a measly immortal. Truly a lamentable fate. Do not worry, my friend. If she truly wishes to reach higher levels of power, she can always come to me. As a Supreme God of Ero I'm sure that she, as my disciple, can achieve heights that would otherwise be impossible.
     
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