Corrupt a Wish

Granted, it will be eaten by a dog the 1st day
I wish to sleep a little more

 

Granted. But you will have acute insomnia after wake up.

I wish for a biscuit.

 

Granted, you will have diahrrea
I wish for a cup of water

 

Granted but you'll always be late from now on

I wish I could be more fluent

 

Granted but it's sewer water

I wish for a universal remote

 

Granted. But not battery.

I wish for personal translator.

 

Granted but he is gay and want more than just money to translate
I wish a safe trip~

 

granted

But he steals all your cigarettes, drugs and alcohol

 

lol this is much better xDDD

 

Granted, you safely get transported to an inhabited island in the middle of nowhere and left to fend for your own

I wish for an interesting game.

 

Granted but you will starve w/o eating nor drinking and wont sleep
I wish the day had more hours

 

Granted but it will make working hours longer too

I wish to have more nuffies

 

Granted but you need to sell your soul to @Shem
I wish a cookie

 

Pfft. . .

Granted but the cookie eats you

I wish for a better phone

 

granted but ur phone exploded which caused your death
i wish for an isekai adventure

 

Granted but it's full of rape, ntr and gore but without plot armor

I wish for a pet iguana

 

Uwahhh dats brutal
Then granted but ur pet iguana will love u so much n b yandere mode
I wish for a life with no ntr

 

Granted but everyone practices polygamy

I wish for a harem

 

Granted, but it is comprised of yandere water buffaloes...(unless that's your thing)

I wish for a juicy, delicious cheeseburger that's diet-friendly

 

Grantes but you gain calories from drinking cola since you became too thirsty

I wish for a time machine