Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it can't burn or heat anything

I Wish for new leather shoes

 

Granted but your foot will stink
I wish i could be lazy as today everyday

 

Granted but you no longer any capability to move your body

I wish I could decrease the room's temperature

 

Granted but you will catch an unknown kind of illnes
I wish new glasses

 

Granted, but they're out of focus.

I wish my avatar would do its animation properly on forum posts.

 

Granted but they're drinking glasses

I Wish I had a new watch

 

Granted but people won't notice unless you tell them it's a gif

I Wish for a new watch

 

Granted, but it tells you the wrong time when you need it the most.

I wish I had a gf.

(.fg a dah I hsiw I

.tsom eht ti deen uoy nehw emit gnorw eht uoy sllet ti tub ,detnarG)

 

Granted but she's 2d and has limited responses

I wish I had a louder voice

 

That's what I have now...

Granted, but you can only speak in a yell.

I wish I had $100,000,000

(000,000,001$ dah I hsiw I

.lley a ni kaeps ylno nac uoy tub ,detnarG

...won evah I tahw s'tahT)

 

Granted but you wont be able to post something never again

Granted but you will be stolen

Granted but she will beat you everyday

granted but none will want to talk you
I wish to write faster

 

Granted, but you can never get the letter right.

(.thgir rettel eht teg reven nac uoy tub ,detnarG)

 

Granted but you'll donate it to charity

I wish for a stylish geode

 

˙ǝɟıן ɐ ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı

˙ǝʞɐɟ ɐ s,ʇı ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ

 

Granted, I shall sacrifice this newborn baby's life.

I wish for top-notch culinary skills.

 

˙ɹɐʇɐʌɐ ɹǝʇnɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı

˙ʞooɔ ɹǝʌǝu uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ

 

https://goo.gl/images/jQxBub

Unless you meant The Last Airbender

https://goo.gl/images/xgwuFz
I wish to be able to speak and read any type of language.
[edited because I'm not sure if the images are actually working]

 

55973ɥʇɹɐd@ ǝsɐǝʇ oʇ ʎuoʇ@ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ ı os ʎǝuoɯ ɟnu 000'000'001$ ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı

˙sǝıɹoɯǝɯ ɹǝɥʇo ןןɐ ʇǝƃɹoɟ noʎ os 'ǝsןǝ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ɹoɟ ǝɔɐds uıɐɹq ou ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ

˙˙˙ɹɐʇɐʌɐ ɯnɹoɟ uɐǝɯ ı ou 'ɟʇʍ

 

The best thing about corrupting a wish is the reaction when the wish gets corrupted~

 

Grant, but your account will glitch out and bug when you obtain the money.

I wish I can read the future.