Corrupt a Wish

You know, the possibility is high for that either way.
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Granted but it's full of nasty and persistent viruses.

I wish for another player.

 

Granted, I'm here

I wish a pet demon butler

 

Granted but you'll have to find one.

I wish for breakfast.

 

granted, but its only cup ramen.

i wish i had cooking skills

 

Granted, but you can only cook yourself.

I wish for all wrongs on the internet to be corrected.

 

why would i cook for anyone else?
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granted, but your the one to do it. good luck

I wish that john smith was the most generic name in the english language

 

I never said "for" yourself. You actually have to boil yourself in a pot... or grill yourself.

I'm already doing the correcting on the internet, just more help is needed... surprising as it may...there is a ton of wrongs on the internet.

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Granted, all the ugliest people will be changed to john smith and you will automatically be married to all of them.

I wish for all gravity in the universe to seize to exist.

 

oh i see now. And out of curiosity what kind of wrong are you talking about, grammar? social/society? or some other kind?
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granted but some other force like dark energy takes it place, so ther would be a force that acts exactly like gravity, but no-one has any idea how it works.

I wish that all explosions result in popcorn coming out of them

 

ALL wrongs! ALL OF THEM.
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Granted, but the popcorn will forever be stuck in its hull.

I wish for sharks with freakin laser beams on their head.

 

Granted, they shoot holes in your head

I wish the cats stopped fighting in my neighborhood

 

Granted but they will move to the underground fighting arena, directly below your neighborhood.

I wish for another cup of coffee.

 

granted but it's instant coffee, no sugar, no cream

I wish for a katana

 

[QUOTE="I wish for a katana[/QUOTE]
Granted it cuts trought steel like butter.
But butter cant cut steel.
I wish the ability to see. The flavor of things.

 

Granted it cuts trought steel like butter.
But butter cant cut steel.
I wish the ability to see. The flavor of things.[/QUOTE]
granted but you lose your eyesight after seeing for 5 secs

I wish for a brand new car

 

granted but you lose your eyesight after seeing for 5 secs

I wish for a brand new car[/QUOTE]
granted, its a brand new, second hand car. that you just bought with your life savings.

i wish for a die

 

granted, its a brand new, second hand car. that you just bought with your life savings.

i wish for a die[/QUOTE]
granted but it has 1 on every side

I wish for a gold coin

 

Granted, but golds value just become 0.
I wish for a cold drink.

 

Granted but you live in the north pole.

I wish for a new hammer.

 

Granted, but it sqeeks every time you hit something.
I wash for a bar of chocolate.

 

Granted but it's tasteless.

I wish for nails too.