Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you have to bother tony to do it.

i wish i can eat something nice

 

granted, here's some salt, and some popcorn

I wish I can heat water instantaneously

 

Granted, the water turns out too hot and be steam which hit your face . . .

i wish a unforeseen corrupt wish

 

granted, but you will still see this when you quote it

I wish to make better schemes

 

Granted, read about 100 books of schemes first.

i wish a water . . . its spicy . . .

 

granted but you have to get it from the ocean yourself

I wish for some sugar

 

granted, but before you use it for anything you must observer it for 18 days and nights at the middle of a street naked.

I wish to cancel the wishes of others without side-effects

 

Granted, but i mistook it as salt


i wish a lolipop

 

granted but it breaks your jaw

I wish for a bow and arrow

 

Granted, theyre broken ~

insert the new blob

 

. . . psst, this is corrupt a wish

I wish for a new fan

 

Granted, they're all yandere's

i wish to know who playing with the sushi's

 

granted, it's probably @Satan

I wish for a cooler weather

 

granted, go and pray to @Satan

i wish a fur of a bear

 

granted but only after you've beat @Trent in chess

I wish to beat @Trent in chess

 

Granted, only when he distracted by the sushi's

i wish to be better at chess

 

granted but never better than me

I wish blobs were updated instead

 

Granted, go find the hidden blobs first ~

i wish to win all games

 

granted but only if I'm not playing

I wish for absolute dominance

 

Granted, you're have to become a demon lord, and killed by a hero

i wish an idiom