Corrupt a Wish

Granted *ta-daaaa*, but I'll go away by the time I write this

I wish for my light pokes could tear a hole through any material

 

Granted but at the cost of having Trypophobia~

I wish to be immune to negative buffs!

 

Granted, but you won't be immune to harmful effects

I wish I could buff up my health bar by just sleeping

 

Granted but you cant sleep anymore~

I wish for catnip that can change shape and size.

 

Granted, one day it'll choke you with it's massive size

I wish for a hovercat.

 

Granted but it belongs to the whole neighborhood~

I wish for a scratch post that restores by itself.

 

Granted, but you'll still have to clean up the residue

I wish everyday was sunday

 

Granted but you are stuck on space-time rift forever stuck in a Sunday morning~

I wish for the ability to neutralize stupidity!

 

granted, its by making you understand the world through the target's logic.

i wish for a shock

 

Granted but you died due to heart attack.

I wish for a cookie jar that is bottomless!

 

You get a cookie jar that has no bottom! Due to this obvious defect, it cannot hold cookies, and thus is eternally empty. It's great for dieting.

I wish for the ability to generate and modify my own, personal, life cheats.

 

Granted, but your ability uses your life force as a fuel, thus shortening your lifespan

I iwsh for sleepiness to go away

 

granted, now you have no indication to when you will fall asleep, and are prone to falling asleep at random times without warning

i wish for something nice

 

Granted but every time something nice happens to you, something bad will happen to your love ones.

I wish to meet Albert Einstein

 

Granted, *gives a picture of Albert Einstein*

I wish for the world to be torn to pieces.

 

Granted,* rips a child's drawing of the world to multiple pieces in front of you*

I wish for a something that makes me happy when I am sad, but sad when I am happy.

 

Granted, but then you lost that something.

I wish to know what crime I did as a poring.

 

Granted but you become mentally disordered.

I wish for free gas, free water and free electricity for our home~

 

Granted, but you'll have to build your home for that by yourself

I wish the concept of temperature didn't exist

 

Granted, everything is now covered in ice.
I wish for the world to freeze over.