Corrupt a Wish

Granted but dying in game kills you in real life. . .

I wish for powers to manipulate sizes and shapes~

 

Granted but it's only in a piece of paper.

I wish for the power to see truth.

 

Granted, and the truth is, your entire existence has been a lie.
I wish for a ham and egg sandwich

 

granted but when you eat you’ll suffer from constipation

I wish for more translated BL novels in NU

 

I already suffer from that >.>

Granted but they all get dropped after 1 chapter.

I wish for some shaved ice

 

Granted but it taste like vinegar~

I wish for an easy life!

 

Granted, it's easy because you spend everyday in a hospital bed on a coma!

I wish for an easy life in which I'm awake!

 

Granted, life became much easier after your mentality change into that of a baby~

I wish for an invisible intangible mighty third arm!

 

Granted , but it has replaced your genitals.

I wish for a McDonalds chicken sandwich

 

GRANTED! but you get hamburger instead, the chickens just escaped~

I wish for Telekinetic powers!

 

Granted but you can only use it on the moon~

I wish to always hit the jackpot!

 

granted, but there will be no reward

I wish to be a billionaire

 

Granted but you cant use your money to buy anything~

I wish for my ideal woman fall madly in love with me!!!

 

Granted, she's a female godzilla and falls atop you

I wish for the cure for any illness

 

Granted but you dont have the capability and knowledge to use it~

I wish for the perfect immortal human body. . .

 

Granted but first you must die.

I wish for an ability to impersonate everything I see.

 

Granted but your blind
I wish for the ability to walk on the sky

 

Granted but you have to walk upside down~

I wish for levitation, telekinesis, invisibility, time manipulation, teleportation and clairvoyance!

 

Granted but you can only use the powers for 1 second every year

I wish for a bucket of yogurt

 

Granted, enjoy your rusty bucket filled with yogurt~

I wish for the ability to unlock/reveal anything!!!